Pretty much every single human-being on Earth has experienced...
1. The totally rational thought:
2. The most audacious of questions:
The Receptionist at the dentist office will look u dead in the eye and ask if ur available 4 months and 13 days from now
3. The nostril closure:
5. The lowest point of your life:
chasing after a ping pong ball is so dehumanizing
6. The washing machine anger:
7. The regret:
8. The quick existence check:
I like to walk to my gate at the airport to make sure it exists before I get food
9. The eye rub:
don’t talk to me when i’m rubbing my eye i won’t hear you 😂
10. The correct way to store your phone:
11. That strange pain:
12. The superiority:
13. The acting performance of the century:
Me pretending to need something else at the store until the person moves outta the of the stuff I actually need
14. The need to make bubbles:
15. The rapid aging:
Website: you must be of legal age to view this content. What year were you born? Me at age 11 (playing it safe): 1753
16. This exact thought growing up:
17. The double and triple check:
me, watching the airplane’s wing during takeoff…trying to figure out if those little flaps are supposed to be moving like that:
18. The absolute betrayal:
When you carry ur pet to your room and it walks out
19. The complete loss of trust:
Y’all ever notice how when you lose the remote you lose trust in everyone? “Are you sitting on the remote?” “No” “Alright stand up then”
20. The compulsion to draw this exact sun in the corner of a sheet of paper:
21. The blanket conundrum:
me sweating in bed because I must have a blanket no matter the temperature
22. The fear:
"The tag of my shirt touching my back" My brain:
23. The attempt to fly under the radar:
24. The most satisfying smack:
25. The relief:
26. The very specific planning:
27. The instantaneous yacking:
yall remember in first grade when we were just chillin in class then somebody threw up outta nowhere
28. The pee-er's dilemma:
Me trying to stay sleepy when going to the bathroom at 4am
29. The transformation:
When you finish the ice-cream and start nibbling on the wooden stick.
30. The ear opening:
When your ear randomly pops and your hearing suddenly increases by 50%.
31. The horror... the horror:
I've been alive 20 years and still haven't found the right thing to say when somebody knocks on the door of the public bathroom you're in
32. The struggle of online shopping:
33. The humiliating double-check:
Do you ever pull out your phone to check the time but you have to do it again because you forgot to look at the clock or am I just stupid
34. The need to walk around a pool like this:
35. The "I didn't steal anything" walk:
And the squeal:
Nobody: My ear randomly: ᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ
EEEEEEEEEEEEE.