When we were all kids, pretty much everyone...
1.
Made those milk bubbles:
2.
Had this exact thought while home from school:
3.
Drew a sun in the corner of a page that looked exactly like this:
4.
Believed that gum from second grade is still there:
5.
Walked in water using every one of these combinations:
6.
Played with a foam ball that had a big honkin' bite taken out of it:
7.
Pinched their finger like this for no reason:
8.
Rolled up the straps on their backpack as tightly as humanly possible:
9.
Tried to become invisible to avoid going to bed:
10.
Stabbed the living life out of an eraser:
11.
Developed an awful "smoking" habit:
12.
Experienced true terror after swallowing a seed:
13.
Pretended you could harness the force of the seven seas in the shower:
14.
Saw the world in Ruler Vision:
15.
Anxiously traced your finger over a remote in this exact pattern:
16.
Became a movie star at the grocery store:
17.
Took way too many bottle cap shots:
18.
Thought we need to pass legislation against the Bermuda Triangle:
19.
Witnessed incredibly intense raindrop races on a car window:
20.
Smacked the dang chlorophyl out of an innocent leaf:
21.
Pretended to have special anti-gravity pool powers:
22.
Got yelled at for turning on the car light:
23.
Ran their hand along the wall EXACTLY like this:
24.
Checked for a murderer just casually chillin' in the shower:
25.
Took the back of a remote off so many times they broke it:
26.
Clipped their mouth shut for some mysterious reason:
27.
Began a long and fruitful career as a chemist:
28.
Tried their best to defeat the powerful forces of science:
29.
Felt like the highest of high society:
30.
Played dead for about 7 seconds:
31.
Rubbed glue all over their hands just to peel it off:
32.
Ate macaroni like a dignified human-being:
33.
Made the most awkward call in the world:
34.
Completed the mad dash upstairs:
35.
Poked their finger through that inviting plastic:
And fell for this exact joke:
