2.
This very wet photographer:
3.
This person with the cleanest mouth on the planet:
4.
This person who just wanted some dang ice cream:
5.
This contestant who played the world's most dangerous game:
6.
This person who found out the hard way:
7.
This guy who angered the weather gods:
8.
This owner of the grainiest windshield in existence:
10.
This smallest person alive:
11.
This brand-new owner of a bed full of modern art:
13.
The world's newest smurf:
15.
This person who just plain chose the wrong pants:
16.
This pants destroyer:
17.
This newest member of the bald club:
18.
This person who learned that birds will attack at a moment's notice:
19.
This person who can never go back to work:
20.
This person who shared a little too much:
21.
This person who found out what happens when you stick your hand in a speaker:
22.
This person who's stranded forevermore:
23.
And, finally, whoever is responsible for this sign getting put up:
