1. Because the shot isn't going in:
2. Because your rollerblades can't magically win first place:
3. Because there's someone right behind you:
4. There's ALWAYS someone behind you:
5. Well, except when it matters:
6. Because riding anything without hands is really hard:
7. And scoring without the ball is also really hard:
8. Because tattoos are forever:
9. And so are pictures like this:
10. Because there's always time left:
11. The clock doesn't care about your celebration:
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12. And the ref doesn't either:
13. Because you can't clap your way to the finish line:
14. Or point your way:
15. And you certainly can't fist-pump your way to the finish line:
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16. Or to a Grammy:
17. Because you rolling over isn't going to make that goal count:
18. And your cockiness isn't going to make your hand come out better:
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19. And, finally, because of things like this... the ORIGINAL reason why you shouldn't celebrate early:
