I mean, just look at how starstruck this tortoise is:
Not yet? Here, have some awards:
Great. Now moving onto to why he’s the greatest…
4. Or a giant chicken:
8. He’s a man who has realized his actions have consequences:
12. And food:
14. Like, he really likes food:
16. Did I mention he likes food?
18. But not all food:
20. He knows how to have a good time:
Seriously? Not convinced yet?
33. And here he is eating corn pops:
35. Still don’t believe me? I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of this EMMY:
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