I mean, just look at how starstruck this tortoise is:
Not yet? Here, have some awards:
Great. Now moving onto to why he’s the greatest…
4. Or a giant chicken:
8. He’s a man who has realized his actions have consequences:
12. And food:
14. Like, he really likes food:
16. Did I mention he likes food?
18. But not all food:
20. He knows how to have a good time:
Seriously? Not convinced yet?
33. And here he is eating corn pops:
35. Still don’t believe me? I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of this EMMY:
- Arkansas has carried out the first double execution since 2000. The state had scheduled 8 executions before a key drug expires.
- "Stealthing," or purposefully removing a condom during sex without consent, has become a new trend — victims say it is another form of assault.
- The same Russian hackers who interfered in the 2016 US presidential election are now active in German and French politics 💻
- A popular app changed the name of a filter after people complained it whitewashes them. The filter still lightens your skin though 🤔