I mean, just look at how starstruck this tortoise is:
Not yet? Here, have some awards:
Great. Now moving onto to why he’s the greatest…
4. Or a giant chicken:
8. He’s a man who has realized his actions have consequences:
12. And food:
14. Like, he really likes food:
16. Did I mention he likes food?
18. But not all food:
20. He knows how to have a good time:
Seriously? Not convinced yet?
33. And here he is eating corn pops:
35. Still don’t believe me? I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of this EMMY:
- Hillary Clinton's campaign was reportedly hacked as part of what appears to be a broad cyber attack on Democrats.
- A federal court struck down North Carolina's voting restrictions, ruling they intentionally made it harder for black people to vote.
- Four people in Florida are likely the first to contract the Zika virus from mosquitos in the US, the state's governor says.