Before we get started, here's a picture of Aaron Paul with a giant turtoise:
I mean, just look at how starstruck this tortoise is:
Now, did that get your attention?
Then let's get back to work.
Not yet? Here, have some awards:
Great. Now moving onto to why he's the greatest...
Because he could have played any role on "Breaking Bad." Even Jane:
Well, he's great with children:
Even if that child is trying to replace his business partner:
He's a man who has realized his actions have consequences:
And always appreciates a good "Arrested Development" joke:
He appreciates the finer things in life, like cat puzzles:
Like, he really likes food:
Did I mention he likes food?
In fact, the new season of "Breaking Bad" is going to have Jesse distributing blue meth on donuts:
He knows how to have a good time:
And if it's your birthday, he'll tell you how to have a good time:
He once touched Bob Barker:
Shaved Bryan Cranston:
And still found time to save a baby bird:
Seriously? Not convinced yet?
It's time to get pull out the big guns. No one cries like Aaron Paul. NO ONE.
Sorry, that was intense. Here's Aaron playing with a baby lamb:
And here he is eating corn pops:
And winning the US Open:
Still don't believe me? I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of this EMMY: