Before we get started, here's a picture of Aaron Paul with a giant turtoise:
I mean, just look at how starstruck this tortoise is:
Now, did that get your attention?
Then let's get back to work.
Not yet? Here, have some awards:
Great. Now moving onto to why he's the greatest...
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Because he could have played any role on "Breaking Bad." Even Jane:
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Well, he's great with children:
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Even if that child is trying to replace his business partner:
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He's a man who has realized his actions have consequences:
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And always appreciates a good "Arrested Development" joke:
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He appreciates the finer things in life, like cat puzzles:
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Like, he really likes food:
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Did I mention he likes food?
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In fact, the new season of "Breaking Bad" is going to have Jesse distributing blue meth on donuts:
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He knows how to have a good time:
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And if it's your birthday, he'll tell you how to have a good time:
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He once touched Bob Barker:
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Shaved Bryan Cranston:
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And still found time to save a baby bird:
Seriously? Not convinced yet?
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It's time to get pull out the big guns. No one cries like Aaron Paul. NO ONE.
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Sorry, that was intense. Here's Aaron playing with a baby lamb:
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And here he is eating corn pops:
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And winning the US Open:
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Still don't believe me? I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of this EMMY:
