Can somebody explain...
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why do people over the age of 40 take selfies like theyre being held hostage
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why do ppl over the age of 40 always open videos in public on full volume
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Why do ppl over the age of 40 include “...” at the end of their comment on fb?? I just bought my first house! “Congrats...”
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Why does everyone over the age of 40 pronounce Chipotle as Chipolte
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Why do people over 40 have to swipe through your whole camera roll when you show them a photo
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why does anyone over the age of 40 ALWAYS have their ringer on ?? like please turn that shit off !! i don’t want to hear Marimba every 20 seconds when you get a text !!
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Why do all people over the age of 40 have that phone case that opens like a book
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why do men over the age of 40 SHOUT on the phone to people when they’re in public like they can literally hear you if you talk normally
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WHY does everyone over the age of 40 CAPITALIZE random WORDS in everything they POST?
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Why does everyone over the age of 45 have their phone ringtones on the loudest volume? Or on at all? My phone has been on vibrate since 2010.
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why does every mom text like this? 😂
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Why does everyone over the age of 50 feels it's necessary to have the keyboard clicking noise on loud all the time?
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Why does everyone over the age of 40 think that having holes in your jeans is so funny
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Why does everyone over the age of 65 insist on being butt ass naked in gym locker rooms
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Why does everyone over the age of 45 automatically take 10 minutes to use the ATM
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Why does anyone over the age of 40 feel like they don’t need to mute the Zoom when not speaking during a large conference call — We don’t wanna hear you microwaving your oatmeal Judy
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Why do people over the age of 50 start sounding like toddlers again? "I saw a duck the other day" like ok that's not even a story???
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can someone explain why everyone over the age of 40 talks about princess diana like she was their close personal friend
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Why everyone over the age of 40 gotta lick their index finger to turn to the page in a book
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why does everyone over the age of 40 assume that everyone owns a printer???
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Why does everyone over the age of 50 double click on links online?
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Why does everyone over the age of 50 text with short, incomplete sentences like they’re sending a telegram.
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Why does everyone over the age of 40 need to read whatever your t-shirt says
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why does every man over the age of 40 grunt like an olympic power lifter at the urinal
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Why does everyone over the age of 50 insist on using voice to text for every single thing?
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Why does everyone over the age of 50 feel the need to leave a voicemail when you dont answer the phone??? Sent a text ya nelly
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Why does everyone over the age of 40 call every picture a “screenshot”
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dear google, why does everyone over the age of 40 order tomato juice while on the plane? what am i missing? please respond asap. xox
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Why does everyone over the age of 50 hold their phone with 2 hands
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Why does everyone over the age of 40 swipe their phone screen with their index finger
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Why does everyone over the age of 50 comment on Facebook photos like they’re a cyborg “Wow what a great view of the Chicago river!”
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why does everyone over the age of 50 seem to struggle with using their credit card at registers??
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I wonder why everyone over the age of 40 loves the thumbs up emoji. I know several people who will only use that emoji and no others. It looks weird too