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    33 Extremely Specific Things Everyone Over 40 Does For Absolutely No Reason At All

    I just need to know why.

    Can somebody explain...

    1.

    why do people over the age of 40 take selfies like theyre being held hostage

    Twitter: @windbreakerdad

    2.

    why do ppl over the age of 40 always open videos in public on full volume

    Twitter: @ohkaybro

    3.

    Why do ppl over the age of 40 include “...” at the end of their comment on fb?? I just bought my first house! “Congrats...”

    Twitter: @squidunski

    4.

    Why does everyone over the age of 40 pronounce Chipotle as Chipolte

    Twitter: @JackStAmour

    5.

    Why do people over 40 have to swipe through your whole camera roll when you show them a photo

    Twitter: @leebonnie2707

    6.

    why does anyone over the age of 40 ALWAYS have their ringer on ?? like please turn that shit off !! i don’t want to hear Marimba every 20 seconds when you get a text !!

    Twitter: @maricharlson1

    7.

    Why do all people over the age of 40 have that phone case that opens like a book

    8.

    why do men over the age of 40 SHOUT on the phone to people when they’re in public like they can literally hear you if you talk normally

    Twitter: @lil_vampo

    9.

    WHY does everyone over the age of 40 CAPITALIZE random WORDS in everything they POST?

    10.

    Why does everyone over the age of 45 have their phone ringtones on the loudest volume? Or on at all? My phone has been on vibrate since 2010.

    11.

    why does every mom text like this? 😂

    12.

    Why does everyone over the age of 50 feels it's necessary to have the keyboard clicking noise on loud all the time?

    13.

    Why does everyone over the age of 40 think that having holes in your jeans is so funny

    14.

    Why does everyone over the age of 65 insist on being butt ass naked in gym locker rooms

    15.

    Why does everyone over the age of 45 automatically take 10 minutes to use the ATM

    16.

    Why does anyone over the age of 40 feel like they don’t need to mute the Zoom when not speaking during a large conference call — We don’t wanna hear you microwaving your oatmeal Judy

    Twitter: @taybeautifulll

    17.

    Why do people over the age of 50 start sounding like toddlers again? "I saw a duck the other day" like ok that's not even a story???

    Twitter: @wants_cheese

    18.

    can someone explain why everyone over the age of 40 talks about princess diana like she was their close personal friend

    Twitter: @emhill66

    19.

    Why everyone over the age of 40 gotta lick their index finger to turn to the page in a book

    Twitter: @TheJackLawrence

    20.

    why does everyone over the age of 40 assume that everyone owns a printer???

    Twitter: @CheamCreemz

    21.

    Why does everyone over the age of 50 double click on links online?

    22.

    Why does everyone over the age of 50 text with short, incomplete sentences like they’re sending a telegram.

    23.

    Why does everyone over the age of 40 need to read whatever your t-shirt says

    24.

    why does every man over the age of 40 grunt like an olympic power lifter at the urinal

    Twitter: @insectsecrecy

    25.

    Why does everyone over the age of 50 insist on using voice to text for every single thing?

    26.

    Why does everyone over the age of 50 feel the need to leave a voicemail when you dont answer the phone??? Sent a text ya nelly

    27.

    Why does everyone over the age of 40 call every picture a “screenshot”

    28.

    dear google, why does everyone over the age of 40 order tomato juice while on the plane? what am i missing? please respond asap. xox

    29.

    Why does everyone over the age of 50 hold their phone with 2 hands

    30.

    Why does everyone over the age of 40 swipe their phone screen with their index finger

    31.

    Why does everyone over the age of 50 comment on Facebook photos like they’re a cyborg “Wow what a great view of the Chicago river!”

    32.

    why does everyone over the age of 50 seem to struggle with using their credit card at registers??

    Twitter: @spicyfusilli

    33.

    I wonder why everyone over the age of 40 loves the thumbs up emoji. I know several people who will only use that emoji and no others. It looks weird too

    Twitter: @MedlinWrites