Can somebody explain...
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Why do all people over the age of 40 have that phone case that opens like a book
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Why does everyone over the age of 40 put "..." after EVERYTHING
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Why does everyone over the age of 45 have their phone ringtones on the loudest volume? Or on at all? My phone has been on vibrate since 2010.
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Why does every person over the age of 40 think it’s okay to scroll through your photos when showing them a picture
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Why does everyone over the age of 40 think they need to yell into the phone in order for me to be able to hear them
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WHY does everyone over the age of 40 CAPITALIZE random WORDS in everything they POST?
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Why does everyone over the age of 50 insist on using voice to text for every single thing?
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Why does everyone over the age of 50 feel the need to leave a voicemail when you dont answer the phone??? Sent a text ya nelly
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why does every mom text like this? 😂
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Why does everyone over the age of 40 pronounce Chipotle “Chi-pol-tay” instead of “Chi-pot-lay”
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why does everyone over the age of 40 refer to turning on a laptop as "booting up"
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Why does everyone over the age of 50 feels it's necessary to have the keyboard clicking noise on loud all the time?
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Why does everyone over the age of 40 call every picture a “screenshot”
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Why does everyone over the age of 40 think that having holes in your jeans is so funny
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Not being funny but why does everyone over the age of 40 end their sentences in a text with ‘...’ ‘That’s fine...’ doesn’t sound fuckin fine to me Sandra
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Why does everyone over the age of 50 double click on links online?
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Why does everyone over the age of 65 insist on being butt ass naked in gym locker rooms
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why does everyone over the age of 50 pronounce mature as matoor
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Why does everyone over the age of 50 think the National speed limit is 40
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Why does everyone over the age of 40 need to read whatever your t-shirt says
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Why does everyone over the age of 45 automatically take 10 minutes to use the ATM
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Why does everyone over the age of 50 text with short, incomplete sentences like they’re sending a telegram.
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dear google, why does everyone over the age of 40 order tomato juice while on the plane? what am i missing? please respond asap. xox
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Why does everyone over the age of 50 hold their phone with 2 hands
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Why does everyone over the age of 40 swipe their phone screen with their index finger
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Why does everyone over the age of 50 comment on Facebook photos like they’re a cyborg “Wow what a great view of the Chicago river!”
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Why does everyone over the age of 50 love coleslaw?