1.
Being forced to memorize EVERY phone number:
2.
Or just making a huge list you had to check all the time:
3.
Talking on the phone so long you ended up tangled in the cord:
4.
Or stretching the phone cord to get a little privacy:
5.
Only to get the dreaded CORD KNOT:
6.
Hearing the worst words in the English language:
7.
Having ZERO idea who was calling at any time:
8.
Unless you had one of these bad boys:
9.
And if you DID have a caller ID, prank-calling people thanks to these two numbers:
10.
Pictures remaining a mystery right after you took them:
11.
And then having to wait an hour for them to develop:
12.
Only to have them all come out like this:
13.
Not to mention "aiming" your pictures:
14.
Actually having to print out directions or using a map like a BARBARIAN to find your way around:
15.
Or just going to the nearest gas station and hoping you'd remember everything:
16.
Having to search for movie times in the newspaper:
17.
Or having to search one of these giant books just to order a dang pizza:
18.
The bathroom loneliness before you could just mindlessly scroll your phone:
19.
So many shampoo bottles were read...SO MANY:
20.
Actually having to get out of the car to get your friend when you went to pick them up:
21.
Calling collect with one of these artifacts:
22.
Using a watch out of necessity just to know what time it was:
23.
Using the ORIGINAL text message:
24.
Having your own "personal" landline phone:
25.
And yelling "I'M ON THE PHONE" every 5 minutes:
