1. Their smiles are the stuff of NIGHTMARES:
2. They're always getting in BRUTAL fights:
3. You absolutely CANNOT trust them (to not fall asleep) around kids:
4. I mean, this is some terrifying stuff:
5. They're way too fashionable:
6. I mean, how can you compete with this?
7. And they never take themselves seriously:
8. Like, can't they be serious for one second?!
9. They're always falling asleep:
10. And they're always sleeping in late:
11. They like hugs WAY TOO much:
12. They're vicious and angry 24/7:
13. They'll always show you up:
14. They're always ruining serious pictures:
15. They have way too many friends:
16. So that means they'll always steal your spot at the tea party:
17. Did I mention how dirty they are?
18. They're constantly snacking:
19. They take up all the space on the couch:
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20. They're a bit judgmental:
21. They're so cute as puppies that you’ll never get anything done with them around:
22. I mean, just look at how scary this little fella is:
23. AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
