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The spookiest Netflix show around:
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Thin Mints' thicc cousin:
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These knockoff Doritos:
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And these fake, slightly suggestive Oreos:
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The world's most dangerous baking soda:
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Godzilla's less inspiring cousin:
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Everyone's favorite state:
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This summer's biggest blockbuster movie:
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The best place to catch the bus:
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Everyone's favorite character:
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The best soap around:
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The lovable tale of a mouse chef:
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Nickelodeon's iconic character Sandwich Boy:
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Hamburger Helper's weird Aunt Pan:
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The funniest person who's definitely not a potato:
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Aladdin's fever dream:
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The battle of the titans:
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You vs. the toothpaste you're told not to worry about:
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Walt Disney's favorite character:
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Oreo's cousin that never wants to go out:
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Everyone's favorite plumber, Super...
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This very, very useful tool:
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The world's favorite robotic — wait — Robert Cop:
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And, of course, "butter":