1. This person with a strong grasp of the English language:
2. This spelling aficionado:
3. Greg:
4. This book lover:
5. This person who definitely knows what's inside a vaccine:
6. This master chef:
7. This anti-masker:
8. This biblical historian:
9. This flat-earther:
10. This desperate person:
11. This olympic size disappointment:
12. This salesman:
13. This medical historian:
14. This person rooting for marriage equality bans:
15. This acronym inventor:
16. The government watchdog:
17. And this poor, poor soul:
