1. Dr. Pepper's much less flashy cousin:
2. The most accurate candy bar:
3. Everyone's favorite geometrical cereal:
4. The master:
5. The cleanest of toothpaste:
6. Everyone's favorite flavor of chip:
7. The answer to all your existential butter questions:
8. The store that's open around the clock:
9. Thomas' monstrous brother:
10. The wettest gaming system around:
11. That delicious wafer candy:
12. The chip that always prongs back:
13. The best view:
14. The scariest movie out:
15. A leprechaun's worst nightmare:
16. M&M's after one too many vodka sodas:
17. Everyone's favorite screaming soda:
18. The most delicious pizza:
19. The world's most powerful computer:
20. Everyone's favorite cartoon family:
21. The best party game:
22. That Green Nut:
23. These knock-off Oreos:
24. And these knock-off Oreos:
25. And THESE knock-off Oreos:
26. And these slightly suggestive knock-off Oreos:
27. And THESE Italian sounding knock-off Oreos:
28. And these very powerful knock-off Oreos:
29. These John Lennon inspired knock-off Oreos:
30. And THESE repetitive knock-off Oreos:
31. And THEEEESE cowboy knock-off Oreos:
32. And, lord help us, these lickety split knock-off Oreos:
