1. The start time:
I can’t believe school used to start before 9am and I actually WENT
2. Walking into the bathroom, seeing this, and just thinking, Yeah, makes sense:
3. Or just seeing anything anywhere and accepting it:
4. Bowel movements requiring permission:
5. Spending most of class just running your finger along the wall like this:
6. The very strange diet of a high schooler:
7. All the screams:
8. The very random things used as passes:
9. Gettin' a little musty before 11 a.m.:
10. Kids doing this for no reason:
11. Kids throwing hands at the crack of dawn:
12. The sheer intensity of a Jeopardy review game:
13. Square dancing?
Me: how do I do my taxes Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance
14. Kids cracking their backs on this chair nonstop:
15. All the vomit:
16. Teachers going to extreme measures:
17. Putting on pinnies that reeked of stale sweat:
18. The VERY serious dash for chicken nuggets:
19. Thinking stabbing yourself with a mechanical pencil made you cool:
20. Or doing this with glue:
21. That rumor everyone knew for some reason:
22. All those jacked-up theater kids:
I’m sick of coffee I want whatever theater kids consumed that made them act like that at 8am
23. Every single class ending like this:
24. Things just breaking off for no reason:
25. The noises...THE NOISES:
26. The toilet situation:
27. And thinking it was VERY important that you know this:
