In high school, nothing was more normal than...
1. Running a mile and IMMEDIATELY going to math class:
now that i think about it high schools really had us SWEATING BALLS in gym class and sent us straight to english or math no shower no nothing
2. The competition to say how sleep-deprived you were:
why did ppl brag abt getting 2 hours of sleep per night in high school. like bitch ur 16 and ur dying that isn’t a flex
3. Munching on cough drops like your life depended on it:
Remember how we were so bored in high school we used to just eat cough drops
4. Asking permission for a bodily function:
Why did we have to ask permission to use the bathroom in high school? Why did some teachers actually say no? Ok piss police
5. The start time:
I can’t believe school used to start before 9am and I actually WENT
6. The intense allegiance to whatever foreign language you learned:
why did kids who picked French as their language in high school make it their entire personality
7. Those kids who would SCREAM every single time the lights dimmed:
Why did people scream in high schools when the lights would get turned off in the classroom😭
8. Everyone wheeling around literal luggage in the hallways:
why did kids have rolling backpacks in high school? like why are they dragging around a suitcase
9. Thirty percent of the girls in the school having a knee brace at one point:
I wonder how the girls who wore a knee brace over their jeans in high school are doing.
10. Watching some incredibly depressing movie and then immediately going to play badminton or something:
They really had us all in the auditorium watching Schindler's List at 8 am in high school then were like enjoy the rest of the day
11. DARE telling you everyone would be rolling at the Sweet 16s you were going to:
The DARE program really had us believing there were gonna be people offering us crack at high school parties
12. That one kid who always wore shorts, no matter the weather:
Everyone else in school: "Yo it's so cold outside, I'm freezing." That one kid:
13. Theater kids being OUT OF CONTROL first thing in the morning:
I’m sick of coffee I want whatever theater kids consumed that made them act like that at 8am
14. Eating hamburgers and milk at 11:30 a.m....
15. Eating calzones at the crack of dawn...
My high-school really had us eating calzones for lunch at 1030 in the morning
16. Eating spicy fried chicken with milk...
The fact that they really had us drinking milk with chicken sandwiches and shit in high school is baffling.
17. Eating pepperoni pizza with milk...
High school really had us eating pizza with milk
18. And drinking milk with enchiladas:
High School really had us drinking milk with enchiladas at 11:15 A.M
19. Dudes just straight-up moaning all the time:
why did high school boys moan excessively during class like pls help me what was that
20. Learning how to dance in gym class:
High school really had us doing mandatory dance units in PE because they considered that a more useful skill than doing our taxes
21. Debating incredibly serious topics 20 minutes after you woke up:
High school really had us debating the death penalty at 7:30 am
22. Fights breaking out juuuust as the sun was rising:
High school really had us running to the bathroom to watch 2 kids fight over a girl at 8 in the morning
23. Hugging everyone like they were crossing the Atlantic to start a new life in America, never to be seen again:
why did we hug each other EVERY day in high school. like i really saw these people every fucking day and it was like i had to hug them to greet them every damn day???
24. The very random things used as passes:
25. Lunch speed runs:
why did they give us 20 minutes to eat in high school??? you know how long it’s taken me to break the habit of scarfing down my food quickly???
26. Spending weeks learning how to balance a checkbook:
why did high school economics teach me how to balance a checkbook, something ive never had to do
27. Teachers going to extreme measures:
28. Review Jeopardy getting way out of control:
Yo people went hard as fuck in high school when we played Jeopardy review games
29. That one girl who was way too into horses:
Everyone had that one girl in their class who was a little too obsessed with horses. If you don't remember, it was you.
30. Fart seats:
why did people in high school say the person before you farted on the seat if you sat down and the seat was warm--
31. Being IMMEDIATELY behind:
32. People using a titanic amount of paper towels in the bathroom and just shoving them all over:
Why did kids in middle and high school use so many damn paper towels in the bathroom
33. Having to write the fastest essay of your life:
High school teachers really had us writing 3 page papers in a 50 minute class for WHAT?
And all the vomit:
