1. A sad, sad day in McDonald's:
2. Starbucks horror:
3. Relationship trouble in 7-Eleven:
4. Downloading music like a BARBARIAN:
5. Blood, sweat, tears, and Myspace:
6. 2007 ghosts:
7. The only way to ID:
8. Meeting the youth:
9. Distant memories of mints:
10. The peak of amateur photography:
11. Reminders of your dumb past:
12. The agony and the ecstasy of the "computer room":
13. The perfect mid-2000s music collection:
14. LOL vs lol:
15. Late-night George:
16. Blink predictions:
17. Emo idioms:
18. Spooky Ouija stuff:
19. What a bop truly is:
20. Life back in the day:
21. True accomplishments:
22. Real pain:
23. And, finally, some sage advice:
