The 27 Most Important Lessons Learned From Watching "Pop-Up Video"
What did you do, Mariah Carey!?!?!
1. Mariah Carey's nickname:
2. Jewel is really weird:
3. And Madonna is Madonna:
4. Sting's music is apparently very anti-smoking:
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5. This devastating fact:
6. The origin of the Spice Girls:
7. Prince is handy with a pair of underwear:
8. The Rolling Stones could not actually do everything they wanted to:
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Apparently this is illegal?
9. Kylie Minogue is ignorant:
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(Not really, sorry, Kylie!)
10. How much "Hollaback" is too much Hollaback:
11. What the club is REALLY all about:
12. Ace of Base's "Beautiful Life" was really about oxygen deprivation:
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13. Important knowledge from Marvin Gaye:
14. Important definitions:
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Especially the one definition Alanis never bothered to figure out:
16. How R.E.M. make all their music videos:
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17. The horrors of the vikings in the "Take On Me" video:
18. All about Lisa Loeb's style:
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19. Relationship advice from No Doubt:
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20. The Grateful Dead's first music video was a no-brainer:
21. Milli Vanilli isn't a Starbucks beverage:
22. It's possible to recover from a devastating trampoline accident:
23. I still don't know what rhymes with "Ghostbusters:"
24. "Come On Eileen" was less about denim and more about armpits:
25. The Goo Goo Dolls should have never been using a telescope so carelessly:
26. Or been naming their band so carelessly:
27. And Mariah Carey might have killed a man:
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RIP Nilsson!