1.
The person who got this sandwich for ANTS:
2.
The person whose imagination will be working overtime tonight:
3.
The person who asked for extra fries and got extra lies:
4.
The person who bought this monitor for even more ANTS:
5.
The person whose car got a fresh coat of "white-out":
6.
The person whose fruit cup consisted of maybe 1/4 of an apple:
7.
The person whose new jeans are just slightly different from what they ordered:
8.
The person who won't be able to send their kid to college after this breakfast:
9.
The person with the best seat in the house:
10.
The person with the saddest sandwich I've ever seen:
11.
The person who got served the saddest sausage of all time:
12.
The person who got the most beautiful view in the world:
13.
The person who paid for perhaps the saddest amount of rice I've ever seen:
14.
The person whose sandwich was more like a sadwich:
15.
The person who cracked open a new bag of Oop! All Stems:
16.
The person whose retainer shall retain no more:
17.
The person who got the best seat in the whole house:
18.
The person whose sandwich was less of a "grilled cheese" and more of just a "cheese":
19.
The person whose dog was nice enough to keep their expensive ring extra safe and sound:
20.
The person who got the avocado equivalent of a slap in the face:
21.
The person who received the finest in frozen cuisine:
22.
The person who is going to need a gallon of water to wash down this dry pasta:
23.
The person who might not be able to buff that out of their ring:
24.
The person who paid hard-earned cash for some goop:
25.
The person whose new AirPods belong to the arachnids now:
26.
The person who learned a valuable lesson about online shopping:
27.
The person who paid buco dolares to always be reminded of their bad haircut:
28.
The person who was generously given the worst portion of rice they could've been given:
29.
The person who probably will not be getting their tux deposit back:
30.
The person whose new couch just became an Air Couch:
31.
The person who got the Michael Scott special at their hotel:
32.
The person who goes to UAB, also known as the University of Awful Burgers:
33.
The person who spent half their paycheck on a mushy salad:
34.
The person who rented a place with a hot tub that definitely contains heretofore undiscovered species:
35.
And the person who paid half their rent for a big salty potato:
