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    50 People Who Completely, Totally, 100% Regret Literally Every Damn Choice They Made Last Month

    A wise man once said: "It's not what you want."

    Sometimes one tiny, little thing can ruin your entire day. Take for example...

    1. The person who had a comically sized fruit mess up their whole entire world:

    2. The person whose laptop literally melted in the heat:

    3. The person pioneering new underwear fashion:

    4. The person who got to see this beautiful, stunning sight:

    5. The person who got a sandwich with the world's saddest pickle:

    6. The person who miiiiiight want to get that siding looked at:

    7. The person who gave their cash a nice little trim:

    8. The person who now must never return to this car:

    9. The person whose friend is clearly some sort of ancient beast:

    10. The person who I will now affectionately refer to as "Pesto Hulk":

    11. The person who's gonna be doin' some good ol' grillin' in the back of their Honda today, baby!

    12. The person who inadvertently ruined someone's whole engagement:

    13. The person whose plant got a dang buzz cut:

    14. The person who received quite literally the exact opposite of what they ordered:

    15. The person whose sharpie is thankfully safe and sound:

    16. The person who made a mistake their brain and their rear-end won't soon forget:

    17. The person whose neighbor was nice enough to share their rotten juices with them:

    18. The person who lost the watermelon lottery:

    19. Ol' Wrinkly Hands:

    20. The person who will never trust a thing of mixed nuts ever again:

    21. The person who will never, ever get those precious 15 minutes back:

    22. The Spambot Whisperer:

    23. The person whose dang oven went nuclear right at dinner time:

    24. The person who hopefully learned a valuable lesson about driving on roofs:

    25. The person who was seated in what we in the airline industry affectionately call the "Gremlin Seat":

    26. The person who peed the floor:

    27. The person whose dinner is going to be a little bit cronchy tonight:

    28. The person who cooked up their iPhone juuuust right:

    29. The person who apparently goes to the gym with a wide array of wild beasts:

    30. The person who is going to spend the next 48 hours picking this out of their teeth:

    31. The person who grew enough food to feed a family of five... GHOSTS! I'M SERIOUS!

    Thank you, folks. I'll be here for the next six items on this list.

    32. The person who did the old "drop a pound of screws into a box of nails" trick:

    33. The person who will now be the leading image on Wikipedia for 'pyrrhic victory':

    34. The person whose burn feels sorry for 'em:

    35. The person with the world's creamiest floor:

    36. The person who tried and failed to send an important text:

    37. The person who lost this right before hopping on a train:

    38. The person who is now going to eat a whole tomato as a snack:

    39. The person whose bucket might be the least of their concerns:

    40. The person who will never, ever be able to use those scissors again:

    41. And the person who lost their poor, poor car companions:

    Devastating.

    42. The person whose phone pumped a little too much iron:

    43. The person who made an enemy for life out of this salesman:

    44. The person whose cat did the unthinkable to their LEGOs:

    45. The person who got a very pleasant wake-up call at 5:30 in the morning:

    46. The person whose waffle is probably gonna have Scooby Doo and the gang solving a mystery on it soon:

    47. The person who will spend the rest of their life cleaning expensive spices out of their car:

    48. The person who was kind enough to share their beverage with the local fauna:

    49. The person who had what might be the worst thing to happen to an iPhone happen to them:

    50. And the person who will forever be watched by the all knowing eye of the Mighty Minion:

    Praise him.