Internet Finds·Posted on Jul 5, 202250 People Who Completely, Totally, 100% Regret Literally Every Damn Choice They Made Last MonthA wise man once said: "It's not what you want."by Dave StoperaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Sometimes one tiny, little thing can ruin your entire day. Take for example... 1. The person who had a comically sized fruit mess up their whole entire world: before you ask, it's a jackfruit from Wellthatsucks 2. The person whose laptop literally melted in the heat: It's my first summer in Arizona. Left my laptop in my car. Lesson learned. from Wellthatsucks 3. The person pioneering new underwear fashion: I hope the rest of his day goes well from funny 4. The person who got to see this beautiful, stunning sight: Promised my son we would go see Mount Rushmore from Wellthatsucks 5. The person who got a sandwich with the world's saddest pickle: This sandwich that I paid for from mildlyinfuriating 6. The person who miiiiiight want to get that siding looked at: WCGW by grilling next to your siding? from Whatcouldgowrong 7. The person who gave their cash a nice little trim: I was mowing the lawn and found some money :( from Wellthatsucks 8. The person who now must never return to this car: I guess they won’t be driving anywhere anytime soon, seen outside my sons flat. from Wellthatsucks 9. The person whose friend is clearly some sort of ancient beast: My computer after I let my friend borrow it from facepalm 10. The person who I will now affectionately refer to as "Pesto Hulk": To make pesto from therewasanattempt 11. The person who's gonna be doin' some good ol' grillin' in the back of their Honda today, baby! the bag ripped in the back of my car :( from Wellthatsucks 12. The person who inadvertently ruined someone's whole engagement: So I ordered McDonalds via DoorDash and found this in the bag. Not only did the DoorDash driver get my order wrong, but I think he messed up some poor dude’s plans… from mildlyinfuriating 13. The person whose plant got a dang buzz cut: Landscapers trimmed my plastic plant. from Wellthatsucks 14. The person who received quite literally the exact opposite of what they ordered: I ordered a cannoli to go and drove home then opened the box to this. from mildlyinfuriating 15. The person whose sharpie is thankfully safe and sound: Found my sharpie. from mildlyinfuriating 16. The person who made a mistake their brain and their rear-end won't soon forget: I took some aspirin when I was tired it was really late at night. I realized an hour later that what I took was not aspirin. from Wellthatsucks 17. The person whose neighbor was nice enough to share their rotten juices with them: my upstairs neighbors left their trash on their porch durring a rainstorm, and now my window is covered in rotten milk trash juices from mildlyinfuriating 18. The person who lost the watermelon lottery: To have watermelon... from therewasanattempt 19. Ol' Wrinkly Hands: My hands after washing the dishes for 20 minutes from mildlyinteresting 20. The person who will never trust a thing of mixed nuts ever again: My wife adding pistachios to the mixed nut jar. from mildlyinfuriating 21. The person who will never, ever get those precious 15 minutes back: This guy was recording the scenery through the bus window for about 15 minutes before he realized it wasn’t recording from Wellthatsucks 22. The Spambot Whisperer: Brand new phone for work, right out of the box, immediate text message: from mildlyinfuriating 23. The person whose dang oven went nuclear right at dinner time: oven just exploded for some reason from mildlyinfuriating 24. The person who hopefully learned a valuable lesson about driving on roofs: Drove over a piece of roofing and got 4 nails in my tire from Wellthatsucks 25. The person who was seated in what we in the airline industry affectionately call the "Gremlin Seat": My wife’s first trip on a plane and this was the view out her window. from Wellthatsucks 26. The person who peed the floor: i tripped and peed on the floor from mildlyinfuriating 27. The person whose dinner is going to be a little bit cronchy tonight: And that was our dinner. from Wellthatsucks 28. The person who cooked up their iPhone juuuust right: Fiancée accidentally turned on the wrong burner while her 1 week old phone was on the stove then walked away for a few minutes from Wellthatsucks 29. The person who apparently goes to the gym with a wide array of wild beasts: Who does this? from mildlyinfuriating 30. The person who is going to spend the next 48 hours picking this out of their teeth: My dad said he would make dinner today and grilled the expensive bullet steak I bought. This is the result from mildlyinfuriating 31. The person who grew enough food to feed a family of five... GHOSTS! I'M SERIOUS! Waited the entire summer to harvest potatoes and this is all my garden produced. from Wellthatsucks Thank you, folks. I'll be here for the next six items on this list. 32. The person who did the old "drop a pound of screws into a box of nails" trick: Customer accidentally dropped a pound of screws into a box of nails. from mildlyinfuriating 33. The person who will now be the leading image on Wikipedia for 'pyrrhic victory': Tried to kill a fly with a palm strike and broke a window. The fly got away. from Wellthatsucks 34. The person whose burn feels sorry for 'em: My hot oil burn from earlier today OC [ 3024 x 4032] from Wellthatsucks 35. The person with the world's creamiest floor: the Half gallon has only been home for 15min. Someone tell Old Gregg. from Wellthatsucks 36. The person who tried and failed to send an important text: to send a text from therewasanattempt 37. The person who lost this right before hopping on a train: Just found this at a train station. Someone will be very desperate. from Wellthatsucks 38. The person who is now going to eat a whole tomato as a snack: Received this text yesterday while eating our last nectarine. My husband also hates tomatoes. from Wellthatsucks 39. The person whose bucket might be the least of their concerns: I think I’m going to need a bigger bucket. from Wellthatsucks 40. The person who will never, ever be able to use those scissors again: my brother vacuum sealed the only scissors in the house from mildlyinfuriating 41. And the person who lost their poor, poor car companions: My squishies melted on my dash from Wellthatsucks Devastating. 42. The person whose phone pumped a little too much iron: Dropped a weight on my phone at the gym… learned my lesson from RuinedMyDay 43. The person who made an enemy for life out of this salesman: car salesman after we chose to buy from somewhere else… from mildlyinfuriating 44. The person whose cat did the unthinkable to their LEGOs: Found where the cat pee smell came from: lego bin. from Wellthatsucks 45. The person who got a very pleasant wake-up call at 5:30 in the morning: Entire closet rack fell out of the wall at 5:30 in the morning. from mildlyinfuriating 46. The person whose waffle is probably gonna have Scooby Doo and the gang solving a mystery on it soon: This packaged waffle I got had spider webs in it from mildlyinfuriating 47. The person who will spend the rest of their life cleaning expensive spices out of their car: A jar of saffron broke inside my car from Wellthatsucks 48. The person who was kind enough to share their beverage with the local fauna: Left my drink out for an hour in the woods, proceeded to drink it, and got confused as to why there were solid piece's in my drink. The answer was not very cash-money. from Wellthatsucks 49. The person who had what might be the worst thing to happen to an iPhone happen to them: Texting under a tree. from Wellthatsucks 50. And the person who will forever be watched by the all knowing eye of the Mighty Minion: The view from this hotel room.. from Wellthatsucks Praise him.