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    Updated on Apr 28, 2020. Posted on Apr 24, 2020

    35 Things Millennials Watched As Kids That Screwed Them Up For Life

    In the best way possible, of course.

    1. End Of Ze World

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: "But I am le tired."

    2. The Numa Numa Dance

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: "Maaaya HA HA!"

    3. Leprechaun Spotted In Alabama

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: "I want the gold, give me the gold!"

    4. The Grape Lady

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: "OoooOA AHHHHh aahhhhh ugghhhhh"

    5. Shoes

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: (In the middle of a completely silent room) "Shoes."

    6. My New Haircut

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: "Not now, chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone."

    7. I Like Turtles

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: Um, "I like turtles."

    8. Boom Goes The Dynamite

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: Obviously "boom goes the dynamite!"

    9. That one car commercial:

    Twitter: @Nasierdash

    Line you quoted non-stop: Nothing. You needed oxygen after watching this.

    10. Dear Sister

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: Just a whole lot of "mmmmm watcha say."

    11. Miss Teen South Carolina

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: So many... "US Americans," "The Iraq," "everywhere, like, such as."

    12. Potter Puppet Pals

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: "BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER"

    13. Powerthirst:

    youtu.be

    Line you quoted non-stop: "You're gonna be UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC."

    14. Charlie The Unicorn

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: "Chaaaarrrlllliiiiiiie"

    15. Unforgivable

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: "And some waffle fries... FOR FREE."

    16. Chocolate Rain

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: The whole damn song. Truly a bop.

    17. What What In The Butt

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: Honestly, just "what what, in the butt."

    18. The Evolution Of Dance

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: Nothing to quote here, just dance moves to try and fail miserably at.

    19. That one flash game with the scary girl

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    Line you quoted non-stop: Yourself screaming "aaaaHHHHHHH!"

    20. Dramatic Chipmunk

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: More of a look than a quote.

    21. Bubb Rubb and Lil Sis

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: "The whistles go "WOOOOOO!"

    22. Rejected Cartoons

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!"

    23. Teen Girl Squad

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: "I have a crush on every boy!"

    24. Daft Hands

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: Nothing, you just sat there slack-jawed.

    25. Leeroy Jenkins

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: "LEEEEEEROOOOOOOY uhhhhJEEENNNNNKINS"

    26. GI Joe PSAs

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: "Hey, kid. I'ma computer. STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'!"

    27. This Land

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: I don't know, chances are your aunt sent you this.

    28. That one video with those Christmas lights

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: Nothing to quote here, unless you are a light.

    29. David Blaine Street Magic

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: "What the EFF????"

    30. Schfifty Five

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: Just "schfifty five."

    31. What Really Happened To Abe Lincoln

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: "HE'S BREAKIN' MY BUTT!"

    32. Double Rainbow

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: "DOUBLE RAINBOW"

    33. Peanut Butter Jelly Time

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: Uhhhh.... "IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME."

    34. Lazy Sunday

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: "Google maps is the best - true that - DOUBLE TRUE!"

    35. The Hampsterdance

    youtube.com

    Line you quoted non-stop: Nothing, but I'd be willing to bet this thing hasn't left your head in over a decade.

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