1. The longest eight hours of your life:
2. LOLs of the old days:
3. MySpace's true purpose:
4. The relief:
5. What the original Netflix looked like:
6. Ancient discoveries:
7. The missed opportunities:
Do you ever just listen to a song and think “yeah I would’ve angrily posted these lyrics to Facebook during high school”
8. The vegetable indoctrination:
Some of us will never see a simple cucumber and a tomato.
9. The phone everyone wanted:
10. The original reaction GIFs:
11. How much time you wasted typing out a text:
12. The dark days:
13. How wild MySpace was:
14. What happened in McDonald's that day:
15. The deception:
16. The ear-splitting noise:
17. The mad dash:
I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.
18. The wildest time to be alive:
19. Who this guy is:
My dad looks like he just got a letter
20. How to effectively measure time:
21. The devastation:
The code for the bathroom at this Starbucks is 90210 which the young barista passed on matter-of-factly as "nine zero two one zero" causing me to crumble into infinity dust
22. This fact of life:
23. The torture:
24. Peak MySpace:
25. Past belts becoming future embarrassment:
26. The sanctuary:
27. The original Spotify:
28. Late 2000s babies:
29. The warm glow of the TV:
30. Proto-Alexa:
31. Becoming a technological genius:
32. The loudest sound known to humankind:
33. The no-internet struggle:
34. The implications of being that low:
35. And, finally, Blink's truth:
