To people outside the Midwest, the area remains an enigma. A casserole-filled, milk-drenched land of mystery.
As such, those outside the land of cinnamon bun chili have some questions. And they need answers.
For example...
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why does everyone in the midwest go “mmmbye”. like we’re tasting it
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Why does almost everyone from the Midwest call "milk" "melk"?
3.
why does everyone in the midwest have a second fridge in their garage when the whole garage is a fridge for half the year
4.
Why does everyone from the Midwest older than 30 make restaurant and store names possessive?
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Why does everyone in the Midwest call Aldi "Aldi's"
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I don't understand why Midwest people pronounce caramel "Carmel"
7.
i always wonder why do some Midwesterners pronounce the “h” in words like “what” and “where”
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Why does every town in the Midwest use “The Walmart” as a landmark like you could say “oh yeah I live by The Walmart” and everyone would know what you’re talking about
9.
why does everyone in the midwest have a beach themed bathroom in their house??
10.
Why do midwesterners pronounce a ‘T’ at the end of the word “across”? There’s no ‘t’ in that word folks...
11.
Why does everyone from the Midwest say "just sayin" it's so weird....
12.
why do midwesterners get engaged after dating for six months
13.
Why do we as midwesterners love to post about winter on social media as if we’ve never experienced such a phenomenon before
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I’m new to the Midwest why does everyone but Ohio hate Ohio
15.
why do midwesterners pronounce it “reesees” lmao
16.
Why does everyone in the Midwest forget how to drive when it starts snowing? You were BORN to withstand these conditions, get a grip
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Why do people from the Midwest treat spaghetti as a side dish?
18.
Why do midwesterners love giving directions so much?
19.
Someone asked me this week why Midwest people always say "ope" when you bump into them and I really wish that I knew
20.
Why do Midwesterners have to make everything into a casserole
21.
Why does everyone from the midwest have an uncle dick. Why is that a universal experience
22.
Thought of the day: why does everyone in the Midwest love ranch so much? I mean I love it too but like why us?
23.
Why does everyone outside the Midwest pronounce WI as “Wistconsin?”
24.
Why do ppl from the Midwest struggle with the concept of sunscreen?? They be coming back from vacations looking like Mr. Krabs
25.
Why does everyone in the Midwest snapchat a storm as if everyone else in the Midwest isn’t also out on their porch looking at it?
26.
Why is it that every person in the Midwest is required to have at least one piece of camo apparel? What are you guys all hiding from?
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But for real why do midwesterners like taking pics in oversized chairs😂😂😂
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ppl from the Midwest be “why would I fly when it’s only a 15 hr drive”
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Why does everyone in the Midwest think the problem can always be solved with fried food?
Oh, wait. Because they can.