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19 Extremely Dumb Things Every Kid Believed For Absolutely No Reason

Ah, to be dumb again.

1. Your stomach can definitely cultivate a melon:

2. The demons will get you if you don't run up the stairs at the speed of light:

3. The demons will get you if you don't check behind your shower curtain:

4. The demons will get you if you don't open your eyes immediately:

5. Blue can erase ink:

6. You'll get arrested if you do this:

7. Mac and cheese tastes way better like this:

8. There's nothing funnier than "pee pee":

9. The deep end definitely has one of these in it:

10. Quicksand is going to be a BIG problem in your life:

11. This makes the itch go away:

12. Test answers aren't supposed to line up:

13. Soda caps make perfect shot glasses:

14. 2+2 needs to be checked:

15. This is the most entertaining game of all time:

16. Give the remote a slight angle and it'll remote better:

17. Sharpening a pencil out of existence makes you cool:

18. This actually works:

19. And, finally, this is enough money: