20 People Who Woke Up And Immediately Regretted Every Decision They Made That Day

Saints preserve us.

1. The person who will now have a lifelong vendetta against each and every wasp:

A wasp flew into my car window while I was driving and stung me. from Wellthatsucks

2. The person who was kind enough to give their car charger a ride:

Someone had to flag me down after driving 6 miles pulling my charger down the road. from Wellthatsucks

3. Ol' OJ Pants:

I just spilled a full cup of orange juice all over myself on the last day of vacation. I didn’t bring an extra pair of pants. from Wellthatsucks

4. The person who will not be delivery and deliverables any time soon:

My first day as delivery guy at Dominos… from Wellthatsucks

5. The person who gave a toilet the People's Elbow with their dang rear end:

When you’re rough day includes breaking a toilet seat with your ass from Wellthatsucks

6. The person who needs to have a serious talk with their cat:

Went out for the night and forgot my drawer open, cats found the stash, entire room’s now glittered in catnip from Wellthatsucks

7. The person who recalled this whole dang jar into their big ol' craw:

Checking my jar of Jif as I’m reading about the recall… from Wellthatsucks

8. The person who will now have to move their living room to the front door:

Dislodge This from mildlyinfuriating

9. The person who got a lil' crunchy treat with their delicious hot chocolate:

Wanted to get some hot chocolate. what do i get? fucking ants 🙃 from Wellthatsucks

10. The person with the world's first constipated pipe:

This is what happens when your sister dumps Metamucil down the kitchen sink. from mildlyinfuriating

11. The person who made an $1,100 mistake:

Someone lost their $1100 sunglasses on the sidewalk by my apartment from Wellthatsucks

12. The person who got a lil' free protein with their curry:

I added chilli flakes to my curry. Turns out it was infested by weevils. 3 days of dinner gone 😭 from Wellthatsucks

13. The person who will never brush in peace again:

Guess I won't be brushing my teeth from Wellthatsucks

14. The person who will be cleaning up this shake 'til the end of time:

"I promise I'll be careful"... milkshake all over. from mildlyinfuriating

15. The person who learned the hard way the going price for small, sad jalapeños:

$0.70 worth of jalapenos. from mildlyinfuriating

16. The person who is experiencing the classic COVID to poison ivy pipeline:

Get over Covid, decide to clean up the yard, then get head to toe poison ivy from Wellthatsucks

17. The person who now has a bottle of complicated syrup:

I forgot to close the cap for a simple syrup from Wellthatsucks

18. The person who will never, ever look at a bird the same way:

I just got my car washed, so the local bird population decided to do a tactical bombing run from Wellthatsucks

19. The person who was accused of driving while under the influence of Oreos:

Someone seriously reported me to HR for suspected drug use, saying I must do them in my truck while at work. So HR opened an investigation. This is literally powdered sugar from the fried Oreos my wife and I got at the festival fundraiser last night. I’m just fat… from mildlyinfuriating

20. And whoever this poor, poor soul may be:

Found in a parking lot from Wellthatsucks