50 Times People On The Internet Totally, Completely, 100% Nailed The Response Last Month

    The best of the best.

    1. On weaknesses:

    Someone asks what a woman's biggest weakness is, and someone responds asteroids

    2. On sitcoms:

    someone wanting to question someone's definition of a sitcom

    3. On making money:

    someone asks what you would do if you got 100$ every time you ask a question and get rejected and someone says they would ask for $100

    4. On plants:

    Someone says please name this plant, and someone responds with "George"

    5. On heat:

    someone asks what the hottest thing they've seen is and someone replies the sun

    6. On piercings:

    person asks where the best place to get nose piercings is and someone replies it is the nose

    7. On the tough questions:

    someone asks would you rather 1000 roaches or a person be in your attack and someone responds this is the first time i've had to devote lots of time to a would you rather

    8. On belly buttons:

    Someone says your belly button is your old mouth and someone freaks out about it

    9. On the world:

    Person asks, if you could snap your fingers and make the world a better place, what would you do, and someone responds "Snap my fingers, obviously"

    10. On pools:

    Someone asks how big a pool is, and someone responds about 1 pool size

    11. On long walks:

    12. On war:

    person who says their grandpa didn't fight in two wars for this and someone says your grandpa is too young and they say he didn't fight as i said

    13. On creative writing:

    image asking to say your state in only two words and someone says north carolina

    14. On life:

    15. On steak:

    someone shows a picture of the rarest steak in the world and someone replies if it was the rarest steak it would be totally raw

    16. On skeletons:

    Someone says that because of pregnant people the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one, and someone says i wish you didn't say that

    17. On lobsters:

    a person asks for fun facts and someone says antidepressants work on lobsters

    18. On the essentials:

    Someone asks what everyone should have in their house and someone responds a floor

    19. On Finland:

    Someone says school uniforms are illegal in Finland, and someone asks why and they respond because they are against the law

    20. On death:

    Someone says every person "who has ever drank water has died"

    21. On telltale signs:

    Someone asks "'What screams I'm homophobic'?" and someone says "When you scream 'I'm homophobic'"

    22. On playing pool:

    Picture of an L-shaped pool table that someone responds to by saying standard pool tables are just a lowercase l

    23. On burps:

    every time i burp it tastes like arby's and someone leaves a comment that says, and every time we kiss i swear i can fly

    24. On the planets:

    someone says you can only see 5 planets and someone replies, that it's actually 6 because you can definitely see earth

    25. On names:

    26. On melting snow:

    snow melting faster on the tile corners because the corners are 90 degrees

    27. On microwaves:

    person can spend their entire life inside a microwave before dying

    28. On socks:

    29. On spelling:

    a person gets their spelling corrected and reveals they are canadian

    30. On pronunciation:

    3 people say how scone is pronounced

    31. On internet arguing:

    someone says something annoying and someone replies i read your comment in goofy's voice

    32. On being boring:

    Someone says "What screams 'I have no life'?" and someone says receiving CPR

    33. On old people:

    old people, more like fold people, makes an origami swan out of grandma

    34. On smells:

    Someone asks what smells better than it tastes and someone says a nose

    35. On CDs:

    Someone says cassettes have sides A and B, so it's logical that CDs would be next

    36. On zombies:

    Someone says something confusing ("How do thirst walk the thirst drink eat zombie the food, having problems reloading the zombie after dark") and gets told to check their carbon monoxide detector

    37. On Tennessee:

    A person asking what state is above Tennessee and someone replies "gas"

    38. On hogs:

    Map of hog population where the responder pretend the borders of the map are also hogs

    39. On flashlights:

    Someone says there should be a flashlight that shines darkness, and someone replies that they would love to hit someone with the void

    40. On self-care:

    on coca cola cleaning off rust someone says, i've been drinking soda and my body's rust free

    41. On Europe:

    "How is sex different in Europe than America?" "It happens 6-9 hours earlier"

    42. On the only review that matters:

    review on a casket says, five stars, no complaints from grandpa

    43. On teeth:

    Someone says what's red and bad for teeth and someone responds a brick

    44. On English:

    Comment about how they hate how English makes you say thinks like "that that" and "do do," and response, "Hate that that's something I do do sometimes"

    45. On Americans:

    Someone makes fun of Americans saying they always say things like garbage disposal and i-95, and someone says they'd be good names for a pair of orange cats

    46. On YouTube:

    Someone says what's the fastest way to lose youtube subscribers and someone says delete your account

    47. On driving:

    Someone tells a story of running over a pothole while they're drowsy from medication

    48. On camouflage:

    Someone says it's weird you don't see green animals and someone says that means their camouflage is working

    49. On shirts:

    Someone says shirts are crazy your body goes in 1 hole and out 3 and someone says excuse me

    50. And on time: