Don't believe me? Take a look at...
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These knockoff Doritos:
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That delicious wafer candy:
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And these fake, slightly suggestive Oreos:
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The one-stop sandwich stop:
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Thin Mints' thicc cousin:
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Everyone's favorite computer game:
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The cleanest of toothpaste:
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The most delicious pizza:
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Godzilla's less inspiring cousin:
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The best place to catch the bus:
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The best soap around:
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These slightly suggestive knockoff Oreos:
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Everyone's favorite state:
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This summer's biggest blockbuster movie:
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Everyone's favorite character:
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The spookiest Netflix show around:
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The lovable tale of a mouse chef:
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Nickelodeon's iconic character Sandwich Boy:
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Hamburger Helper's weird Aunt Pan:
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Aladdin's fever dream:
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Those ang—uhhh, I mean mad birds:
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It's terrifying cousin:
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The battle of the titans:
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Oreo's cousin that never wants to go out:
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The world's favorite robotic — wait — Robert Cop:
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And, of course, "butter":