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First off, you know the truth:
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You're well familiar with the decimal struggle:
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And no stranger to a little light estimating:
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And you know there's no such thing as "mental math":
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You know it's not a GAME:
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And this was basically the only good part of math class:
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Now, there are times when you become a math genius:
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And I mean, you did learn some things in school:
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Like what M.A.T.H. really stands for:
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And what it means to grow up:
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But mostly your brain works like this:
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And looks a lot like this:
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For you tipping can be an extreme sport:
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You're terrified of the future:
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I mean, can you imagine?
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But that's because you know the truth:
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And you just aren't about that math life:
