1. On those childhood memories:
2. On 2003:
3. On Antarctica:
4. On leap years:
5. On Grandma's devices:
6. On the miracle of birth:
7. On snacks:
8. On measurements:
9. On cracked phones:
10. On heavenly sounds:
11. On explanations:
12. On vocabulary:
13. On cramps:
14. On truth:
15. On getting paid:
16. On that ancient sport we all know and love:
17. On tangents:
18. On the 15 15s:
19. On delusions:
20. On new beginnings:
21. On hurting:
22. On loud sounds:
23. On all the others:
24. On opportunities:
25. On American values:
!["as an American I'm a Paul that you want [cut off]"](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2024-02/8/21/asset/eed1520249fd/sub-buzz-1495-1707427240-1.jpg)
26. On taking chances:
27. On the community:
28. On relief:
29. On messes:
30. On misery:
31. On borrowing money:
32. On taking advantage of the weak:
33. On those sweet songs:
34. On Morocco:
35. And on science:
