1. We're always putting our heads where they don't belong:
2. And putting other body parts where they don't belong:
3. And just generally getting trapped everywhere we go:
4. Ladders are a blank canvas to us:
5. WE never think things through:
6. We're always exacerbating the situation:
7. We have no idea how to handle cooking:
8. We'll eat anything:
9. I mean, ANYTHING:
Anything.
10. We... do this:
11. Everything is food to us:
12. We're drinking paint!
13. We take dumb risks:
14. Do dumb activities:
15. And fall through dumb things:
16. We make changes that don't need to happen:
17. We'll believe anything:
18. No matter how unsafe it sounds:
19. We are a little too eager to play with mysterious substances:
20. We confuse syrup and sanitizer:
21. It takes us three slices to recognize mold:
22. Everything is dangerous to us:
23. Speakers...
24. Roofs:
25. Walls:
26. I mean, come on:
27. Or perform basic human duties:
28. We constantly get caught in bad situations:
29. Or difficult situations:
30. And we're very, very slow to react:
31. None of us can read:
32. I give humans 10 more years, tops.
