The 35 Absolute Highest Moments In All Of Human History

    Been there.

    1. The perfect snack:

    someone who ate a fake apple while high

    2. The never-ending search:

    person who lost their joint in a thing of fries

    3. The true dangers of smoking:

    person who got high and took neopolitan ice cream and rearranged the flavors

    4. The forgotten fruit:

    tweet reading bitch i am so high in trader joes i forgot the word strawberry so i just said that red bitch with freckles

    5. The most delicious breakfast:

    tweet about someone forgetting to cook an egg

    6. The apology:

    tweet reading one time i got so high i opened my door and it squeaked and i thought it was crying so i gave it a kiss

    7. The calculator betrayal:

    person who set their calculator instead of their alarm

    8. The special ingredient:

    person who ate the plastic around a cheese

    9. The follower:

    tumblr post about someone hearing footsteps but it's just them walking

    10. The best secret menu item:

    person who just ordered salt from mcdonalds

    11. The long commute:

    tumblr post about a kid sayiing he's late because there were more stairs than usual

    12. The most comfortable shoe:

    person who put on a shoe by putting their foot under the laces

    13. How it really feels:

    tweet about being so high someone feels like a sim

    14. The ultimate jam:

    tweet reading ok help i'm stoned and wanna listen to africa by toto but i cannot remember who sings it

    15. The best analogy:

    tumblr post about feeling like a dvd player after gettiing high

    16. The all-knowing vehicle:

    someone who thinks a car knows they're high

    17. Time in the fourth dimension:

    person who thought their oven temperature was the time

    18. The best way to say good night:

    person who was so high they gave a goodnight handshake

    19. The hidden sandwich:

    someone who forgot their sandwich in a bread bag

    20. Man's best friend:

    tweet about someone who got so high they thought their dog said bless you

    21. The Girl Scout feds:

    tweet reading a girl scout baned on my door so loud i started to put my weed away cuz i thought it was the feds

    22. The best way to smoke:

    someone saying they wish they had 2 lungs so they can smoke weed twice

    23. The true definition:

    someone who is so high they think shoes are laughing

    24. The order:

    text of someone sending a meme to their weed guy

    25. The sliced bread:

    tweet about someone slicing bread wrong because they're high

    26. The dead give-away:

    person who wore sunglasses at night while high

    27. A bit o' hot salad:

    tweet about someone so high they were blowing on their salad because it was too hot

    28. The devastation of the chips:

    tweet reading just saw a very stoned young man in 7/11 look at chips and sadly say there's too many of you

    29. The highest bouncer:

    tweet reading A BOUNCER ASKED FOR A HIT OF MY WEED OILI TOLD HIM IT WAS ONE OF THE STRONGEST MEDICINAL OILS & HE SHOULD WAIT TILL AFTER WORK HE DIDN'T HE SAID HE'D BE FINE MINUTES LATER HE'S HANDED AN ID HE TOOK TWO FINGERS & TRIED TO SPREAD IT WIDER

    30. The true mark of being high:

    text reading i got so high last night i had to turn down my tv because i couldn't taste

    31. The devastating effects:

    faecbook post abotu someone getting tostitos instead of doritos

    32. The realization:

    person who thought they had a plain pizza but it was just upside down

    33. A little math:

    tweet about someone microwaving water but the cups too big so they pour water out

    34. The beauty of nature:

    tweet of a lady's hair that looks like a dog wearing sunglasses

    35. And the real dangers:

    someone who thought a bed was a 150 dollar ice cream sandwich