18 Things Home Depot Employees Absolutely Hate That Customers Do And 5 Things They Absolutely Love

No, it's not in the back.

1. Home Depot employees hate when you do dangerous stuff like this:

THESE CUSTOMERS ARE WILD from HomeDepot

2. And Home Depot employees hate when you just stand there as a forklift is barreling toward you:

Customers when a 3 ton forklift is honking the horn and moving directly towards them from HomeDepot

3. Home Depot employees hate when you ask them to load an absurd amount of concrete bags...

They be headin to the depot after surgery from HomeDepot

4. ... especially when it's pouring rain:

Please schedule me better from HomeDepot

5. And they especially hate it when you make this joke:

Never heard that one before from HomeDepot

6. Home Depot employees hate when you completely ignore a warning sign and go into a blocked-off aisle:

“No ma’am, the gate needs to remain closed until he’s done with the forklift.” from HomeDepot

7. Home Depot employees hate when you try to return items from the Middle Ages:

Our return policy is 180 days not 25 years from HomeDepot

8. Home Depot employees hate when you think saying this will hurt their feelings:

Idk if anyone else has this happen. Doesn’t help that my HD is right across the street :/ from HomeDepot

9. Home Depot employees hate when you put your trash all over the displays:

Some idiot thought the display was plumbed in and dumped their coffee. from HomeDepot

10. Home Depot employees hate when you stalk the store in the wee hours of the morning:

Us cashiers who work the opening shift from HomeDepot

11. Home Depot employees hate when you think that every single employee knows everything there is to know about home improvement just because they have the apron on:

"You don't know this? Why are you in this department then?" Sir, I'm passing through cause I gotta pee from HomeDepot

12. Home Depot employees hate when you don't check to see if an item is in stock and then blame it on the employee:

Customers Be like: from HomeDepot

13. Home Depot employees hate when you just stand there for 25 seconds with your card in the machine:

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14. Home Depot employees hate when you act like they can go out back and chop more lumber for you:

Customers pressing me about why I dont have lumber like I'm suppose to go out back and cut a tree down for them. from HomeDepot

15. Home Depot employees hate when you ask extremely vague questions:

Gotta love a mulch sale from HomeDepot

16. Home Depot employees hate when you try to get slick with the tools:

The "I was definitely going to pay for that" special. from HomeDepot

17. Home Depot employees hate when you capture them right before their break:

Every F-in time from HomeDepot

18. And Home Depot employees hate when you think that the solution to all your problems is "in the back":

Every. Single. Day. from HomeDepot

It ain't there.

ON THE OTHER HAND...

19. Home Depot employees love when you bring a special guest with you:

We get the best customers from HomeDepot

20. Home Depot employees love when you say thank you:

all in a day's work from HomeDepot

21. Home Depot employees love when you make things simple:

Good customers, versus bad customers from HomeDepot

22. Home Depot employees love when you're conscious while returning items:

To the customer that returned 30 lag bolts and left a note with all the information in the bag…You’re a reminder there’s still good people in this world😅 from HomeDepot

23. And Home Depot employees love when you have juuuust a little patience:

If only every customer was as nice as this one from HomeDepot

Thank you.