After you turn 25, you learn that..
1.
Fruits will betray you when you need them the most:
2.
There are levels to this stovetop thing:
3.
There are HUGE differences between grocery stores:
4.
There's nothing better than that sweet new sponge:
5.
There's nothing worse than picking up the phone:
6.
You've got to be prepared for any scenario:
7.
You'll constantly surprise yourself:
8.
8 p.m. = way too late:
9.
And 9 p.m. = disastrously late:
10.
You've got to have a routine:
11.
This is what "sleeping in" becomes:
12.
That chicken needed to be thawed for a reason:
14.
Nothing beats a good ol'-fashioned day sesh:
16.
Ya gotta check the mail:
17.
Waking up is the hardest part of the day:
18.
Those appliances ain't half bad:
19.
Sometimes ya gotta grunt:
20.
Redecorating means moving one piece of furniture:
21.
Everyone is busy all the time:
22.
This is what death feels like:
23.
And you definitely won't understand anything:
