The most stressful two minutes of your young life:
The world's best lunchtime dessert:
Perhaps the world's least functional erasers:
Trying to push all four colors down at the same time:
Seeing this in a room and being instantly relieved:
Running away from wasps on these playgrounds:
Pizza in its purest form: rectangle.
Rippin' and tearin' on this bad boy:
Butt scootering 'round the globe:
The best day of the year:
Or, actually, this was the best day of the year:
Brownies from the great beyond:
Fooling around on this for as long as humanly possible:
Fighting intergalactic battles with math:
Impromptu sword fights:
Dropping this and having all your belongings explode across the room:
Completely disrupting the learning environment:
Going on a quest...WITH YOUR BRAIN:
Losing the tip of these and effectively rendering them useless:
And the four most beautiful words in the English language: "Heads down, thumbs up."
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