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Help, I Seriously Can't Stop Laughing At All These Absolutely Perfect Texts People Sent This Year

My goodness, these are so good.

1. The feelings text:

person who just sends a picture of a hampster to describe their mood

2. The meeting text:

person just responds chicago o'hare aiport to a question

3. The Employee of the Month text:

person responding strangely to winning employee of the month

4. The Aunt Jenny text:

old person using the wrong emoji

5. The portrait text:

person drawing a funny portrait of a stranger

6. The Hi Babe text:

person who texted hi babe and the other person susses out they bought a giant rock

7. The deep question text:

person asks if butterflies get humans in their stomach when nervous

8. The decision text:

person who thinks roe vs wade is a boxing match

9. The twin text:

person who says they had twins and someone asks how many babies is that

10. The Amazon text:

person returning a product their child purchased called extreme fart pack

11. The arrival text:

person who responds to a we are on the way text by just saying the toilet

12. The glasses text:

funny exchange where an emoji takes off their sunglasses

13. The WYM text:

person who doesn't know what wym means

14. The auctioneer text:

someone asks if their dad can talk about they say not fast like an auctioneer

15. The boiling water text:

person being told to boil water and they boil cups

16. The Dave's text:

wrong number text that reads hey dave's my milk

17. The mineral text:

someone says they are going to drink cave water

18. The Arkansas text:

person saying arkansas for no reason

19. The Bitmoji text:

grandma sends a bitmoji that says gotta poop

20. The location text:

person being asked where you at and they respond horse

21. The cookie text:

text reading wefer

22. The sentimental text:

Text messages from an old person that's about remembering their granddaughter while on the toilet

23. The testing text:

person who thinks a pregnancy test is a covid test

24. The mood text:

mom asking what does mood af mean and the person explains it and they ask why did you comment that under a video of a gorilla throwing shit

25. The ego text:

person saying you need oversized luggage for the size of your ego

26. The pig text:

voice to text mistaking paint bucket for pig fucker

27. The hacker text:

a one-sided suggestion that someone hacks a bank

28. The missed call text:

dad who keeps trying to call but then eventually just says transformers rise of the beast

29. The milk text:

person speaking gibberish when talking about milk

30. The flirting text:

person sliding into dms with a pic of a frog on a skateboard

31. The Robert text:

text saying you're a piece of shit and then is this robert and they say its todd and they say fuck off todd you're a piece of shit too

32. The carnal text:

wrong number just saying carnal clebe

33. The potato text:

person who says a baked potato is a taco

34. The seahorse text:

someone responds to a serious text with just a bacon seahorse

35. The furry text:

a person asks their friend what a football furry is and they mean mascot

36. The bird text:

person sending a pic of a bird and the other person says i hate him dumb bird wing toobig

37. The son text:

someone eats someone else's hummus

38. The website text:

a response that a website is "normal screen size" when asked how big it is

39. The old friend text:

someone embarasses themselves in the bahtroom

40. The Saw text:

someone sexting in a strange way and someone responds you sext like jigsaw

41. The Bionicle text:

person sending a bioncle because they are angry

42. The reincarnation text:

person saying you are living proof that souls undergo reincarnation no one can be this stupid in one lifetime

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