Parents·Posted on Dec 30, 202023 Absolutely Hilarious Things Kids Actually Said Out Loud In 2020They just have a way with words.by Dave StoperaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. On medicine: Some Boys' Mother @someboysmother My 3 year old calls Flonase "mommy's special nose medicine" and now my neighbor thinks I do cocaine. 03:32 PM - 06 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. On COVID: Sarah J White @DrSarahJWhite When I told 3yo we couldn't got out again she asked if it was because of the corona pirates. I said yes. 09:47 AM - 27 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. On sinks: 4. On greens: Tunezz @Tunezz7 My niece done told her school we put weed in her food at home that’s why she be sleepy 😭💀 YALL ITS PARSLEY 💀 My sister going to jail 💀 07:36 PM - 18 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. On pancakes: 6. On hide-and-seek: Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet [How to lose at Hide-and-seek] Me: [eyes closed] 1...2....3..... 4yo: [whispers] Daddy can I hide in your shirt? 03:12 PM - 24 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. On poo: Zack Riley 🇦🇺 @ColdHeart_Prj My son asked me "Where does poo come from?" I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation. He looked a little perplexed, and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?" 11:16 AM - 02 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. On smoking: 9. On confetti: Ana the Distracted Gardener, Ed.M. @annastayshaa My 8yo in the car today: "Do you want me to throw the confetti in my pocket?" Me: "No not in the car! - why do you have confetti in your pocket?" 8yo: "It's my emergency confetti, I carry it everywhere in case there is good news." 03:28 AM - 23 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. On Facebook: Bobby Schroeder @ponettplus apparently my nine-year-old nephew wanted permission to make a facebook account and my sister was like "no, you're nine" and then he figured out how to make one behind her back and got caught immediately when he sent her a friend request 01:05 AM - 17 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. On names: 12. On sunglasses: 13. On dogs: Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett congratulations especially to the little girl in her stroller this morning who pointed to my dog and proudly announced “pig” 05:00 PM - 28 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. On coffee: Steve 🏳️🌈 @papaneedscoffee 2y.o eating his lunch: “Papa’s coffee hot?” Me: “Yeah baby it’s hot, don’t touch.” 2y.o: “Me blow on it for Papa?” It was at this point I witnessed with horror, my 2y.o attempt to blow on my freshly made coffee, only to spit a half eaten chicken nugget straight into it.. 02:09 PM - 28 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. On fireworks: LAKERS 2020 CHAMPS 🏆 @CyphDadNextdoor Just told my son they popping fireworks for my birthday and he believed me he said “they really love you daddy” 😂😂😭😭 kids so gullible 02:30 AM - 05 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. On strength: 17. On condolences: Miriel Thomas Reneau @mirielmargaret I’m writing a condolence card. Gregory (5) asks what I’m doing. “I’m writing a note to say how sorry I am that my friend’s mom died,” I say. He pauses for a VERY fraught moment and then asks, oh so tentatively “...that’s just to be kind, right? You’re not the one who did it?” 03:37 PM - 16 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. On what could have been: Tomer Ullman @TomerUllman (4yo daughter is crying her eyes out) Me: "What's wrong, tutu?" 4yo (moving her hands on the sofa): "If my fingers were markers they would ruin the sofa!" Me: "But your fingers...are not...markers?" 4yo (peak distress): "I said IF!" 01:00 PM - 31 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. On heroes: 20. On music: Levela @DJLevela When in the car with my daughter she has my phone running Spotify. We have a game where she plays any song ever and I can guess the artist & title within seconds of listening. She believes I’m a musical genius. She’s unaware the song info is on the little screen behind the wheel 04:40 PM - 29 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. On defiance: 22. On boomers: 23. And, lastly, on the child experience: