1. The horror...THE HORROR:
if you’ve ever had to change out one of these just know i respect u and i hope u had a good day
2. Those age-gap friendships:
A job will have you 21 years old with a 56 year old best friend like dang where tf Mr. Otis at today 😂
3. Where the real gossip goes down:
4. Line cooks in a nutshell:
Customer: orders literally anything Line cooks: you gotta be FUCKIN KIDDING ME
5. The eternal struggle:
Most of being a server is just hoping that it’s going to be dead but that you’ll somehow still make $200
6. The gnarliest mat in existence:
7. The most extreme sport:
Trying to tell a story to your work colleague in between serving customers is an extreme sport
8. The disrespect:
9. The uselessness of signs:
10. The dumbest three words in the English language:
“Are you closed??????” no ma’am, we actually just decided to lock the front and start mopping for fun
11. The funniest joke you hear every single day:
12. What the job interview should be:
Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I'm really good at apologizing for things that aren't my fault
13. The intense heat:
14. The fight to remember:
15. The simple timetable:
16. Those wonderful greetings:
customer: hello me: we close in 2 hours 7 minutes and 15 seconds by the way
17. The true meaning:
i said “sorry for the wait” to a customer today and then she said “no you’re not”. you know what you’re right
18. An average day:
work ever kick your ass so bad you drive the speed limit home w/ no music playing?
19. The true horror of seeing this:
20. The generational difference:
Millennial who is probably struggling to pay for their rent and education: tips at least 20% every time Above 40 with a platinum black credit card that weighs 3lbs: $1
21. Like, c'mon:
ive had a teenage couple tip me $8 on a $20 bill and a middle aged couple tip me $1 on a $34 bill. dont tell me this generation isnt nicer than our parents because this is a daily thing.
22. The casual verbal abuse:
Why do customers give ya actual verbal abuse for ten mins straight then go ‘I know it’s not you, it’s not your fault’. Yeh I know it’s not
23. The totally reasonable asks:
Carried 3 desserts over to a table for a customer to say ‘Yh we actually ordered 2 cappuccinos with that’ RigHT I must of accidentally left them in the kitchen along with my 3rd arm Brian
24. Those very normal moments:
25. How to really train someone:
Me training a new person at my job: "So you're not really suppose to do this but this is what I do"
26. The hardest lie to tell:
27. And, finally, the true stupidity of Earth:
Until you work in food or retail you will never understand the level of stupid that exists in our world