I Can't Stop Laughing At These Grandparents Who Roasted People Into Complete And Total Oblivion

    Aged like fine wine.

    1. When grandma made clear their priorities in life:

    person posting a wordle score and someone saying go have sex with your wife

    2. When Sandra wanted to be deleted ASAP:

    person demanding to be removed frrom a bird watching group

    3. When this person made this sad fact known:

    person commenting on a chocolate bar adds that because of the almonds they caant eat it

    4. When this person made their preferences VERY CLEAR:

    person saying they never rate things high because they hate the color yellow

    5. When Jack bared his soul:

    person saying they hate mazda miatas and drive motorcycles

    6. When grandpa took zero crap:

    person responding angrily to a normal question on amazon

    7. When this person shared their favorite local cuisine:

    person saying their favorite local food is hornet

    8. When grandma harnessed her knowledge of literature into every old person's favorite burn:

    grandma saying grandkid with ripped jeans looks like huck fin

    9. When this person told the truth. The honest truth:

    news person asking if anyone heard a train in richmond and someone replies i don't live in richmond

    10. When this person put the entire discount industry on blast:

    person complainiing about not getting a senior discount without context

    11. When grandpa shared a touching photograph:

    grandpa sharing a picturer of brisket in a group chat

    12. When Jim had absolutely no filter whatsoever:

    comment reading all of my grandchildren are dead and someone named jim says enjoy the free time

    13. When grandpa didn't tiptoe around the issue:

    someone asking to be removed from a group and getting directions how to and then they say don't waste my time

    14. When this person cut straight to the point:

    person commenting on a photo of a grave are you going to share her potato salad recipe

    15. When Nanny made clear what should and should not be chugged:

    someone saying they are going to chug margaritas and nanny says chug milk instead

    16. When Beth had it up to HERE with these carrots:

    person named beth commenting on a post abbout carrots that they have unfriended them

    17. When grandma said you better watch it:

    meme of a microwave that says ding ding enjoy your bowl of cold ass food and grandma said i am goign to slap your mouth

    18. When John told it like it was:

    someone rersponding WHO CARES all caps to someone

    19. When Linda got straight to the point:

    a person named linda commenting i'm waiting for the rapturre on an unrelated post

    20. When Maurice made his final offer:

    person saying good morning is this still available and the other person says yes it is are you interested and they say no

    21. When the news of Bradley broke:

    person saying one other person reminds them of their son bradley and they say thats nice and they respond it's not a compliment he went to prison

    22. When a goose was involved:

    old person saying they will punch a goose in its stupid head

    23. When grandma kept on screamin':

    someone typing in all caps and another person says stop using caps and they say i have typed in caps for 40 years

    24. When Janice chimed in on the cat pictures:

    cat pictures with the comment i wish they were dogs

    25. When dad showed true gratitude:

    dad replying K to a daughter wishing him happy bday

    26. When grandma dropped the gauntlet:

    person writing on facebook maybe it's not always about trying to fix something broken maybe it's starting over and creating something better and they respond that's why you have a younger sister

    27. When this person shared the awful truth:

    person commenting on a picture of bocce ball that theye have never played

    28. When Sue snapped:

    person typing in all caps and getting yelled at for it and they say what would actually be rude is calling you a bitch

    29. When grandpa had a sleeping suggestion:

    person asking for cures for insomnia and someone responds pray pray the devil will put you to sleep

    30. When grandpa shocked the world with a Facebook post:

    post reading i don't like garbanzo beans

    31. When this person asked the tough questions:

    person replying how to sign up for some lasagna on a post

    32. When this person demanded a retunt:

    person saying retunt instead of return

    33. When Tom shared a blessing:

    person saying what a great day 65 love it thank you jesus and another person says happy birthday and they say that is the temperature

    34. When grandma laid down the law:

    text reading name something that pisses you the fuck off and someone responds people like you that can't express themselves without bad language

    35. When grandpa was brutally honest:

    meme saying how old will you be in 2050 and someone responds i will be dead

    36. When this person just wanted to Walmart:

    person using walmart as a verb

    37. When Kenny did exactly what was asked:

    person asking for numbers and someone named kenny just sends their name

    38. When Ruth made some things clear:

    someone named ruth saying i have not cooked a meal in seven years and i do not intend to start now

    39. When grandma said "not today":

    person hitting on another person on facebook and they say get a life

    40. When this person laid down the recliner hammer:

    person commenting on a picture of red chairs do not recliners

    41. When this person cut straight to the chase:

    person responding no ma'am to a food quesettion

    42. And finally, when Debbie took no prisoners:

    person named debbie commenting on a picture of a water gallon challenge i'll keep drinking alrite fill that with pinot grigio instead fuck your sober water challenge bullshit