Okay, I Can't Stop Laughing At These People On The Internet Who Totally, Completely, 100% Nailed Their Response
OK, now these are clever.
1. On uranium:
2. On money:
3. On cows:
4. On red flags:
5. On smells:
6. On babies:
7. On dating:
8. On sleeping:
9. On pizza:
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10. On nuclear bombs:
TTT from technicallythetruth
11. On the end of the world:
12. On hotness:
13. On clothes:
14. On balloons:
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