Posted on Jan 25, 2023

Okay, I Can't Stop Laughing At These People On The Internet Who Totally, Completely, 100% Nailed Their Responses So Far In 2023

Such a beautiful way with words.

by Dave Stopera

BuzzFeed Staff

Person asks how do you see the average Canadian and someone says by traveling to Canada

Someone says one day you'll buy the clothes you die in and someone responds "not if i die naked in an orgy"

Person asks if someone is an "arr" pirate or "yo ho ho" pirate and they respond "I'm a 'not paying 600 for Photoshop' pirate"

A call to action asking people to finish the sentence "Women are," and someone says "women are not a frog"

Someone spells a word wrong and gets told you can tell a teacher used to hand back your test upside down

Someone tells a dad joke about alligators that's labeled "NSFW," and someone asks why it is NSFW, and someone says alligators are not safe at most workplaces

Someone asks what would you say to the Grim Reaper, and someone responds "you will never catch me alive"

Someone asks what year the War of 1812 was and they get told 1812

Person says explain your country in one word and let others guess the name and someone says Philippines

Person says change does not come from comfort and someone responds i find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time

Someone asks for a source for German crime rates and someone says Google, and they say where is the website and get sent a link to Google

Someone says they don't know a woman alive who doesn't like a man in gray sweatpants, and someone says they're a woman alive and aren't ever attracted to men

Someone asks why a person was in jail and they respond, breaking the law mostly

Someone asks what's a sign you need to go to the hospital, and someone says I'm a doctor, I get a phone call

Someone says that every machine is a smoke machine if your operate it wrong enough

Question that says "Washington's army did not receive any support from ___" and the response is "Godzilla," and person says their history teacher would give a half point because the answer is not wrong

A sign says Satan was the first to demand equal rights, and someone says they can't tell if this is anti–equal rights or pro-Satan

Someone asks if someone can teach them trumpet so they can annoy their neighbor, and someone say that's the best part, you don't have to learn to play it to annoy them — just try your best and have fun

Someone tweets a Google search for "how many calories in uranium" and the answer — 20 billion calories — and someone says yet another reason not to eat uranium

Someone asks what's not illegal but would get a cop's attention, and someone responds waving at them and calling them to come to you

Someone asks what was your reaction to first seeing a naked woman, and someone says no reaction at all because they were "literally just seconds old, covered in slime and in a state of shock"

Person says they can't believe they're back together after all that shit, someone asks who, and they say "my ass cheeks lmfao"

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