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    50 Hilariously Awkward Conversations Parents Had With Their Kids That Make Me Laugh Uncontrollably Literally Every Time I Think Of Them

    Kids really have zero filter.

    1. The brain convo:

    Twitter: @BunAndLeggings

    2. The crayon convo:

    "daddy, you're ruining my life!"

    3. The Spaghettio convo:

    Twitter: @deloisivete

    4. The butter convo:

    Twitter: @LLcoooltweet

    5. The brain convo:

    "I don't want a brain"

    6. The paper convo:

    Twitter: @gregoceallaigh

    7. The wall people convo:

    Twitter: @itsnashflynn

    8. The season convo:

    Twitter: @caseyjparker

    9. The ugly convo:

    Twitter: @nofilterblonde

    10. The scissors convo:

    "she accused my husband of cutting it while she wasn't looking"

    11. The Internet convo:

    Twitter: @BrianneKohl

    12. The pumpkin patch convo:

    Twitter: @SunshineScottee

    13. The water convo:

    "She goes 'cause I can and it feels nice'

    14. The grape convo:

    Twitter: @mom_needsalife

    15. The "would you rather" convo:

    A 7-year-old asks "Would you rather be a famous hockey player or be stuck in a Coke bottle?"

    16. The ham convo:

    Twitter: @missmulrooney

    17. The recipe convo:

    "Austin, pointing to a bag of frozen mangos"

    18. The walls convo:

    Child asks tour guide if they've ever killed someone and are there bodies in the walls

    19. The x-ray convo:

    Twitter: @DrSpooky_ER

    20. The country convo:

    Two kids discuss which country is the biggest and one says that only God knows what it is because they're all big

    21. The meltdown convo:

    Twitter: @clhubes

    22. The kiss convo:

    Kid who kisses a person every day says that will keep the person alive, until one day they don't kiss the person and are surprised the person is alive

    23. The backyard convo:

    Twitter: @Tweetsnwhatnot

    24. The growing-up convo:

    Kid afraid of growing up because he was scared to drink coffee

    25. The lunch convo:

    Twitter: @pro_worrier_

    26. The existential crisis convo:

    "My daughter had a complete existential breakdown"

    27. The leg convo:

    Twitter: @NourAbadiii

    28. The tattoo convo:

    Kid asks someone if they have to put their tattoos on every day

    29. The nose convo:

    Twitter: @ThisOneSayz

    30. The pope convo:

    Kid cries because he thinks the pope's funeral is Santa's funeral

    31. The friendship convo:

    Twitter: @PurestInNoSense

    32. The Itchy Man convo:

    Kid pretending to be a superhero who throws balls of itchy stuff at his enemies: "Hey, bad guy, look out! I got itchy balls"

    33. The bleach convo:

    Twitter: @azedi

    34. The raccoon convo:

    Kid cries on Christmas Eve because a dead raccoon she saw in the road can't celebrate Christmas

    35. The service convo:

    A kid who didn't know the difference between a veteran and a veterinarian thanked the vet who put their dog down for her service

    36. The counting convo:

    6-year-old asks their dad how long it takes to count to a million and then asks, "What if I start at 100?"

    37. The fart convo:

    Toddler having a breakdown because they fart and apparently they were saving that fart for later

    38. The drain convo:

    6-year-old reveals they put a screwdriver down the sink, which is why it's clogged up, as their parent is putting Drano down the sink

    39. The smell convo:

    Twitter: @ramzy

    40. The emergency convo:

    Parent asks child what they would do if they found the parent on the floor unconscious, and the child says "I would go into the kitchen and eat anything I want"

    41. The marker convo:

    Twitter: @TomerUllman

    42. The bedtime convo:

    A child gets up after going to bed and asks if a duck is a predator

    43. The farming convo:

    Twitter: @RateMySalad

    44. The salty convo:

    kid who puts salt in their cereal

    45. The grandma convo:

    Twitter: @not_thenanny

    46. The Target convo:

    Kid tells someone in a restaurant that her mother stole her dress from Target

    47. The toast convo:

    Twitter: @erbrooker

    48. The quesadilla convo:

    Child eats almost all of a chicken-and-cheese quesadilla and then has a fit because she realizes it's not a pancake and thinks her parent lied to her

    49. The prison convo:

    Twitter: @ceciATL

    50. And the confetti convo:

    A child says they always carry confetti for emergency celebrations