1. This smilin' onion:

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2. The snake-like fruit loop:

3. The world's longest grape:

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4. This curly fry that curled into an & symbol:

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5. This inverted egg:

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6. Long Cheerio. LONG CHEERIO:

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7. These blueberries that are truly absolute units:

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8. This lemon from the 5th dimension:

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9. This bulb of garlic that's just one big ol' clove:

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10. This Pringle folded in on itself:

11. The world's cutest l'il pineapple:

12. Mario, but in strawberry form:

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13. This skinny ol' M&M:

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14. This grape being strangled by its own vine:

15. This pepper that seemingly has a strawberry inside:

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16. The grossest looking egg money can buy:

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17. This grape that looks like a pumpkin:

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18. This Reeses with no chocolate at all:

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Nope, none at all.
19. And, finally, because I love all of you... this strawberry shaped like a heart:

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