19 People Who I Am Absolutely Certain Regret Literally Every Damn Choice They Made Last Week

That is definitely not what you want.

1. The person who cooked up their iPhone juuuust right:

Fiancée accidentally turned on the wrong burner while her 1 week old phone was on the stove then walked away for a few minutes from Wellthatsucks

2. The person whose dinner is going to be a little bit cronchy tonight:

And that was our dinner. from Wellthatsucks

3. The person whose cat did the unthinkable to their LEGOs:

Found where the cat pee smell came from: lego bin. from Wellthatsucks

4. The person who might wanna put that lawnmower in rice:

I’m getting the hang of this brand new mower… from Wellthatsucks

5. The person who got a sandwich with the world's saddest pickle:

This sandwich that I paid for from mildlyinfuriating

6. The person who got a very pleasant wake-up call at 5:30 in the morning:

Entire closet rack fell out of the wall at 5:30 in the morning. from mildlyinfuriating

7. The person who apparently goes to the gym with a wide array of wild beasts:

Who does this? from mildlyinfuriating

8. The person whose waffle is probably gonna have Scooby Doo and the gang solving a mystery on it soon:

This packaged waffle I got had spider webs in it from mildlyinfuriating

9. The person who is going to spend the next 48 hours picking this out of their teeth:

My dad said he would make dinner today and grilled the expensive bullet steak I bought. This is the result from mildlyinfuriating

10. The person who will spend the rest of their life cleaning expensive spices out of their car:

A jar of saffron broke inside my car from Wellthatsucks

11. The person who is now going to eat a whole tomato as a snack:

Received this text yesterday while eating our last nectarine. My husband also hates tomatoes. from Wellthatsucks

12. The person who was just robbed by an ATM:

The ATM took my card then just shutdown from Wellthatsucks

13. The person who was kind enough to share their beverage with the local fauna:

Left my drink out for an hour in the woods, proceeded to drink it, and got confused as to why there were solid piece's in my drink. The answer was not very cash-money. from Wellthatsucks

14. The person who will now forever be stuck at their job:

I was locking up to clock out from mildlyinfuriating

15. The person who had what might be the worst thing to happen to an iPhone happen to them:

Texting under a tree. from Wellthatsucks

16. The person who did the old "drop a pound of screws into a box of nails" trick:

Customer accidentally dropped a pound of screws into a box of nails. from mildlyinfuriating

17. The person whose laundry absolutely demolished Andrew Jackson:

Doing some laundry then I find this from mildlyinfuriating

18. The person who glued up their whole entire face:

I mistook this for the new ‘face friendly’ sunscreen stick my wife bought. Didn’t realize my mistake until midway through my face. from Wellthatsucks

19. And the person who will forever be watched by the all knowing eye of the Mighty Minion:

The view from this hotel room.. from Wellthatsucks

Praise him.