1. Try to breathe and swallow at the same time. You can't.
2. It's also impossible to hum while holding your nose.
3. If you count from 1 to 1,000,000 your lips won't touch until you reach 1,000,000.
4. The longest word you can type on the top row of your keyboard is "typewriter".
5. The letter 'A' is not in any number from 1 to 999.
6. And every odd number has an "E":
7. The "ueue" in "queue" is silent.
8. And so is the "ea" in "tea."
9. Every US state shares a letter with the word "mackerel" except for Ohio.
10. You can't stand backwards on stairs:
saw a tweet tht said u can’t stand backwards on stairs nd now it’s all I can think about
11. Every Froot Loop tastes the same. The color doesn't matter.
12. If you put your finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds just like Pac-Man.
13. There's only one word in the English language that ends in "mt". That word is "dreamt".
14. If you could fold a piece of paper in half 42 times, it would reach to the moon.
15. The toy Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
16. Woody from Toy Story has a full name too — it's Woody Pride.
17. And while we're at it, Mr. Clean's full name is Veritably Clean.
18. Oh, and Cookie Monster's real name is Sid.
19. Not once in the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme does it mention that he's an egg.
20. The number "69" comes up a lot over the course of the first million digits of Pi. 9,885 times, to be exact.
21. Octopus blood is blue because it's copper-based in contrast to a human's iron-based blood.
22. These two basically mean the same thing:
24. Every 'C' in Pacific Ocean is unique:
Every "C" in Pacific ocean is pronounced differently
25. If you say "Jesus" backwards it sounds like "sausage."
26. "umop apisdn" is "upside down" spelled upside down with different letters of the alphabet.
27. There have been studies that show that goats, like us, have accents.
28. Orange, the color, was named after orange, the fruit.
29. "Will Will Smith smith?" and "Will Smith will smith" are sentences that make complete sense.
30. When you add up the opposite sides of a die (2 and 5, 1 and 6) you'll always get seven.
31. Mount Everest is 29,032 feet long, or, if you prefer, about 46452 #2 pencils long.
32. The lint that collects in the bottom of your pockets has a name — gnurr.
33. "Eleven Plus Two" is an anagram of "Twelve Plus One". Both phrases also add up to 13.
35. And, finally, the world is just a big ol' cat playing with Australia:
flat-earther: [opens mouth] me: did you know the world is actually just a cat playing with Australia??
Ain't that somethin'.