1. The tingles:
2. The unruly hoodie:
*Me sits down* My zip-up hoodie:
3. The flailing:
4. The smack:
whenever i walk by a tree
5. That lil' awkward shuffle:
that awkward little run when someone lets you cross the street
6. The longest walk:
when u get in bed and forget to turn off the lights
7. The very important distinction:
Night cold vs Morning cold
8. The cup cleanup:
The real walk of shame
9. The sheer discomfort:
If "uncomfortable" was a picture
10. The ol' garbage-can read:
Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out
11. The existential drive:
me forgetting that i exist while i’m driving
12. The hole of no return:
EVERYTHING gets lost here 🤦🏻♂️
13. The immediate forgetfulness:
*3 seconds after locking the door* Me: Did I lock the door? Brain:
14. The thirst:
absolutely no one: me at 3am:
15. The showering necessities:
Damn gotta shower. Damn.The Ima be late Speaker
16. The longest minute:
You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising
17. The cutoff story:
When you want to go back to sleep to finish the storyline of your dream:
18. The immediate ripening:
14 days in the supermarket vs 2 days in my house
19. The room fashion show:
when you clean your room & you leave to see how it would look if someone walked in
20. The 100-ton pull:
When you've got ear phones in but forget and walk away from your laptop
21. The immediate tracking:
my impatient ass tracking the order i just placed 2 minutes ago
22. The ol' phone double check:
Does anyone else ever pull their phone out to check the time but then have to do it again cuz they forgot to actually look at the clock or am I just stupid
23. Those precious three minutes:
if i wake up at 7:27 and my alarm was set for 7:30 you can bet 100% imma close my eyes and go back to sleep for those 3 minutes 😭
24. The brain betrayal:
Me: whoa that was a crazy dream Brain (7 secs later): what dream?
25. The failed introduction:
One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is. I really need to work on this
26. The song stuff:
Me trying to squeeze a 5 minute song in before I arrive at my destination that's 2 minutes away
27. And those wonderful late night scenarios:
Me every night after 1am