2.
The person who won't be able to send their kid to college after this breakfast:
3.
The person who got the best seat in the whole house:
4.
The person whose sandwich was less of a "grilled cheese" and more of just a "cheese":
5.
The person whose dog was nice enough to keep their expensive ring extra safe and sound:
6.
The person who rented a place with a hot tub that definitely contains heretofore undiscovered species:
7.
The person who got the avocado equivalent of a slap in the face:
8.
The person who spent half their paycheck on a mushy salad:
9.
The person whose Nintendo Switch just became modern art:
10.
The person who received the finest in frozen cuisine:
11.
The person who spent a bunch of money on a rental car just to get this incredibly majestic view:
12.
The person whose iPhone got a new, HEAVY-DUTY paint job:
13.
The person who is going to need a gallon of water to wash down this dry pasta:
14.
The person who might not be able to buff that out of their ring:
15.
The person who paid hard-earned cash for some goop:
16.
The person whose new AirPods belong to the arachnids now:
17.
The person whose chocolate croissant was completely cavernous:
18.
The person who ended up at the world's saddest pumpkin patch:
19.
The person whose laptop got a nice little bath:
20.
The person whose anti-fog film became the one thing it hated:
21.
The person who learned a valuable lesson about online shopping:
22.
The person who paid buco dolores to always be reminded of their bad haircut:
23.
The person who was generously given the worst portion of rice they could've been given:
24.
The person who probably will not be getting their tux deposit back:
25.
The person whose new couch just became an Air Couch:
26.
The person whose shoes now have 99% less germs and 99% more catastrophic stains:
27.
The person who got the Michael Scott special at their hotel:
28.
The person who is really, really gonna enjoy that one corner of their blueberry (singular) muffin:
29.
The person whose musical taste knows no boundaries:
30.
The person who goes to UAB, also known as the University of Awful Burgers:
31.
The person who paid extra for approximately 14 pieces of cheese:
32.
The person whose pasta salad consists of approximately 14 pieces of pasta:
33.
And the person who paid half their rent for a big salty potato:
