47 Painfully Awkward Interactions That'll Give You Second, Third, And Fourth Hand Embarrassment

    So awkward yet so hilarious.

    1. The court convo:

    person calling a judge your majesty

    2. The old friend convo:

    person who yelled hello old friend to what they thought was an empty restroom

    3. The waiter convo:

    tweet reading a water once told me a nice wine pairs well with a certain food i took a sip and said to the waiter wow you can really taste the pears my date literally face palmed

    4. The medium meal convo:

    person saying meep meep instead of medium meal

    5. The stomach convo:

    person saying mmm instead of asking how food is

    6. The lizard convo:

    tumblr post about someone saying hello to a lizard and theyre overheard and dont know what to do

    7. The grandpa convo:

    text conversations where someone says i don't think my grandpa is going to make it and someone responds what is he making

    8. The cashier convo:

    person saying have grass instead of have a great day

    9. The taste convo:

    person asking how does everybody taste by mistake

    10. The barber convo:

    tweet reading trying to forget the moment this afternoon when my barber asked are you having fun and i said yes but he was talking to his daughter who was filling in a coloring. book

    11. The creme convo:

    tweet readiing my bf told me when he was 17 he worked in a posh hotel and at breakfast some bloke asked him “is this crème fraîche?” and he replied “yeah we don’t serve out of date food” and I can’t stop thinking about it

    12. The scale convo:

    person using an animal scale by mistake

    13. The pleasure convo:

    person saying i pleasure myself instead of the pleasure is all mine

    14. The cowboy convo:

    tweet about someone wearing a cowboy hat and saying yeehaw

    15. The be right back convo:

    person sayiing i won't be back instead of be right back

    16. The Subway convo:

    tweet reading i once walked into subway asked for a "mootball feetlong"

    17. The lab convo:

    tweet reading my lab partner said hi i'm christian and i said hi i'm muslim christian is his name

    18. The door convo:

    person saying you're a problem instead of no problem

    19. The Dick's convo:

    tweet reading 
today, a woman came up to the register with 2 kayaks to buy. 
after ringing them up, i looked her dead in the eye and said “would you like these in a bag?”

    20. The library convo:

    person getting asking the name of their father and they said and the son and holy spirit

    21. The hamster convo:

    tweet reading i saw a girl carrying a hamster so i asked if i could pet it but it was actually a muffin

    22. The dentist convo:

    tweet reading screaming just hugged my dentist thinking he was going in for one but really he was just taking off my dental bib. don't think i can ever recover from this

    23. The doctor convo:

    person with blocked ears hearinig what year ris it and sayiing 2021

    24. The quiche convo:

    tumblr story about someone thinking quiche is pronounced quicky and them asking their gf for a quicky

    25. The pregnant convo:

    pregnant person responding to someone asking what are you having with chicken

    26. The shop convo:

    person saying no thank you to someone giving a receipt

    27. The stall convo:

    person in a toilet stall saying come back with a warrant

    28. The fist bump convo:

    tweet reading 3 years ago a cute guy i worked with wanted to give me a fist bump. i thought he was pretending to hold an invisible microphone so i leaned forward and said hello

    29. The potato convo:

    person getting asked for extra mashed potatoes and not knowing ho wto extra mash them

    30. The phone bill convo:

    ttweet showing a conversation with a verizon worker who thinks they are being flirted with

    31. The customer convo:

    tweet reading meant to say hold on for a second and give me a minute to a customer and it came out as hold me for a second

    32. The elevator convo:

    Tweet reading The elevator doors opened up and a guy walked in the elevator. It was just me and him in there and he said “I love you And I’m not rude so I said “I love you too
He gave me a weird look and pointed at his Bluetooth

    33. The soup convo:


    34. The receipt convo:

    tweet reading yesterday at target the cashier said your receipt is in the bag and i responded with you too so i've been dealing with that for the past 18 hours

    35. The divorce convo:

    tweet reading in college i went to a therapist for the first time and he asked me to tell him about my childhood. i got to and then my parents got divorced and he said and then your parents got a horse

    36. The dressing room convo:

    tumblr post reading today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said thanks and half of me tried to say you're welcome and no problem and i ended up saying your problem

    37. The cheese convo:

    tumblr post reading apparently my mom is not even home and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service i've been yelling grill me a cheese at them for 20 minutes

    38. The exam convo:

    snapchat of someone who thought their teacher wrote salsa on their exam but they wrote 59/59

    39. The driving convo:

    tumblr post reading my friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so i tried to say quick and fast at the same time and ended up screaming quack

    40. The tripping convo:

    facebook post reading accidentally tripped an old lady meant to say i'm so fucking sorry and are you ok what came out was are you fucking sorry

    41. The other library convo:

    text reading i had to go to the library to pay a fee and i was practicing in the car between i have to pay a fine and i have to pay a fee and i walked in and firmly state i have to pee

    42. The cone convo:

    tumblr post reading I MEANT to say "oh crap, I left my phone in my car," but what I ALMOST said was “oh no, I left my cone in my phar," and damn, wouldn’t that have been embarrassing. but I caught myself. and what I ACTUALLY said was “Ah. my fart cone."

    43. The Transportation Security Administration convo:

    tweet reading i was at the airport and the tsa agent said scan your face down so i put my face on the scanner and waited

    44. The "crisps" convo:

    tweet reading just been down tesco getting a sandwich and some crisps and the lad at the checkout asked if i wanted to go for a drink i told him i've got a fellah and he said "no it's part of the meal deal"

    45. The red wine convo:

    tweet reading When my sister in-law was a waitress in Canada, she was taking drink orders from a group of Americans. They each ordered a glass of red wine. She suggested they choose a LITRE instead. one man put up his hand and said - “I’ll be the leader.”

    46. The vet convo:

    tweet about a lady forgetting to bring her dog to the vet

    47. And the bread convo:

    reddit comment reading i once saw a guy shake his dates hand when she reached over to grab some bread