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    47 Painfully Awkward Interactions That'll Give You Second, Third, And Fourth Hand Embarrassment

    So awkward yet so hilarious.

    1. The court convo:

    person calling a judge your majesty
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    2. The old friend convo:

    person who yelled hello old friend to what they thought was an empty restroom

    3. The waiter convo:

    tweet reading a water once told me a nice wine pairs well with a certain food i took a sip and said to the waiter wow you can really taste the pears my date literally face palmed

    4. The medium meal convo:

    person saying meep meep instead of medium meal
    palayeiscool / tiktok

    5. The stomach convo:

    person saying mmm instead of asking how food is
    geepeachy /tiktok

    6. The lizard convo:

    tumblr post about someone saying hello to a lizard and theyre overheard and dont know what to do

    7. The grandpa convo:

    text conversations where someone says i don't think my grandpa is going to make it and someone responds what is he making
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    8. The cashier convo:

    person saying have grass instead of have a great day
    jamieprivaloff / tiktok

    9. The taste convo:

    person asking how does everybody taste by mistake
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    10. The barber convo:

    tweet reading trying to forget the moment this afternoon when my barber asked are you having fun and i said yes but he was talking to his daughter who was filling in a coloring. book

    11. The creme convo:

    tweet readiing my bf told me when he was 17 he worked in a posh hotel and at breakfast some bloke asked him “is this crème fraîche?” and he replied “yeah we don’t serve out of date food” and I can’t stop thinking about it

    12. The scale convo:

    person using an animal scale by mistake
    rebeccalynndezarn / tiktok

    13. The pleasure convo:

    person saying i pleasure myself instead of the pleasure is all mine
    dmbrooks / tiktok

    14. The cowboy convo:

    tweet about someone wearing a cowboy hat and saying yeehaw

    15. The be right back convo:

    person sayiing i won't be back instead of be right back
    bridgetnjw / tiktok

    16. The Subway convo:

    tweet reading i once walked into subway asked for a "mootball feetlong"

    17. The lab convo:

    tweet reading my lab partner said hi i'm christian and i said hi i'm muslim christian is his name

    18. The door convo:

    person saying you're a problem instead of no problem
    theeallie / tiktok

    19. The Dick's convo:

    tweet reading 
today, a woman came up to the register with 2 kayaks to buy. 
after ringing them up, i looked her dead in the eye and said “would you like these in a bag?”

    20. The library convo:

    person getting asking the name of their father and they said and the son and holy spirit
    akasha89_ / tiktok

    21. The hamster convo:

    tweet reading i saw a girl carrying a hamster so i asked if i could pet it but it was actually a muffin

    22. The dentist convo:

    tweet reading screaming just hugged my dentist thinking he was going in for one but really he was just taking off my dental bib. don't think i can ever recover from this

    23. The doctor convo:

    person with blocked ears hearinig what year ris it and sayiing 2021
    dbuisav / tiktok

    24. The quiche convo:

    tumblr story about someone thinking quiche is pronounced quicky and them asking their gf for a quicky

    25. The pregnant convo:

    pregnant person responding to someone asking what are you having with chicken
    thekittenfits /tiktok

    26. The shop convo:

    person saying no thank you to someone giving a receipt
    julia_burns05 / tiktok

    27. The stall convo:

    person in a toilet stall saying come back with a warrant
    zootedcaaterpillarcrotch / tiktok

    28. The fist bump convo:

    tweet reading 3 years ago a cute guy i worked with wanted to give me a fist bump. i thought he was pretending to hold an invisible microphone so i leaned forward and said hello

    29. The potato convo:

    person getting asked for extra mashed potatoes and not knowing ho wto extra mash them
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    30. The phone bill convo:

    ttweet showing a conversation with a verizon worker who thinks they are being flirted with

    31. The customer convo:

    tweet reading meant to say hold on for a second and give me a minute to a customer and it came out as hold me for a second

    32. The elevator convo:

    Tweet reading The elevator doors opened up and a guy walked in the elevator. It was just me and him in there and he said “I love you And I’m not rude so I said “I love you too
He gave me a weird look and pointed at his Bluetooth

    33. The soup convo:

    tweet reading ONE TIME I WENT TO HAND SOMEONE A BOWL OF HOT SOUP AND MY BRAIN TRIED TO SAY CAREFUL IT'S HOT AND HERE'S YOUR SOUP SO INSTEAD I BLURTED OUT CAREFUL IT'S SOUP CAREFULLY IT'S SOUP IT'S SOUP

    34. The receipt convo:

    tweet reading yesterday at target the cashier said your receipt is in the bag and i responded with you too so i've been dealing with that for the past 18 hours

    35. The divorce convo:

    tweet reading in college i went to a therapist for the first time and he asked me to tell him about my childhood. i got to and then my parents got divorced and he said and then your parents got a horse

    36. The dressing room convo:

    tumblr post reading today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said thanks and half of me tried to say you're welcome and no problem and i ended up saying your problem

    37. The cheese convo:

    tumblr post reading apparently my mom is not even home and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service i've been yelling grill me a cheese at them for 20 minutes

    38. The exam convo:

    snapchat of someone who thought their teacher wrote salsa on their exam but they wrote 59/59

    39. The driving convo:

    tumblr post reading my friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so i tried to say quick and fast at the same time and ended up screaming quack

    40. The tripping convo:

    facebook post reading accidentally tripped an old lady meant to say i'm so fucking sorry and are you ok what came out was are you fucking sorry
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    41. The other library convo:

    text reading i had to go to the library to pay a fee and i was practicing in the car between i have to pay a fine and i have to pay a fee and i walked in and firmly state i have to pee

    42. The cone convo:

    tumblr post reading I MEANT to say "oh crap, I left my phone in my car," but what I ALMOST said was “oh no, I left my cone in my phar," and damn, wouldn’t that have been embarrassing. but I caught myself. and what I ACTUALLY said was “Ah. my fart cone."

    43. The Transportation Security Administration convo:

    tweet reading i was at the airport and the tsa agent said scan your face down so i put my face on the scanner and waited

    44. The "crisps" convo:

    tweet reading just been down tesco getting a sandwich and some crisps and the lad at the checkout asked if i wanted to go for a drink i told him i've got a fellah and he said "no it's part of the meal deal"

    45. The red wine convo:

    tweet reading When my sister in-law was a waitress in Canada, she was taking drink orders from a group of Americans. They each ordered a glass of red wine. She suggested they choose a LITRE instead. one man put up his hand and said - “I’ll be the leader.”

    46. The vet convo:

    tweet about a lady forgetting to bring her dog to the vet

    47. And the bread convo:

    reddit comment reading i once saw a guy shake his dates hand when she reached over to grab some bread
    Reddit