1. Publicly put friends on blast:
2. Just scream movie quotes at each other in lieu of a personality:
3. Post to Facebook from a flip phone like it's that important:
4. Probably just to post something like this:
one like and I’ll start tweeting the same way I used to post on Facebook 10 years ago
5. Go out to Ruby Tuesday's one night and then upload 400 photos the next day:
do gen z know we used to upload 90 photos to a facebook album after every single night out? they’d be so mortified for us.
6. Probably in an album titled "~aDvEnTuReS~":
Remember being a pre-teen and making these albums on Facebook captioned ‘~aDvEnTuRes~’ where you were just walking to the corner store w/ your buds takin pics like ✌🏼😬 all edited by Piczo captioned ‘you’re gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul.’ WHAT A FREAKIN TIME
7. Spend an entire afternoon taking 4,000 blurry Photo Booth pictures with friends:
8. Think adding a "xXx" to a screen name made them a force to be reckoned with:
9. Change their profile pic to something like this, also to prove they're a force to be reckoned with:
10. Think 3D movie theater glasses were a fashion statement:
11. Wait literal hours for one single song to download:
12. Post vague song lyrics and get dunked on by relatives:
the height of social media was like 2008 when you’d post “I hate everyone to the bitter end, nothing turns out right, there’s no end in sight, I hate my life” (mad about geometry homework) and your aunt would comment “you need to call me” and you’d reply “lol it’s song lyrics”
13. Think that Chuck Norris jokes were the be-all and end-all of humor:
And that nothing was funnier than yelling this:
14. Type like this with zero irony:
I used to text people and type on myspace like this and it haunts me - heyyy smexie.! ~:3~ lolxz.!
15. Think this beer drinking app was the most badass thing in human history:
16. Or think that we had finally reached the pinnacle of technology with the iPhone lighter app:
17. Wear obscenely big skate shoes like it was nothing:
18. Spend literal hours manually putting album art on songs:
19. Have real, honest to God arguments about whether or not pirates could beat ninjas in a fight:
20. And convince themselves that Talk Like a Pirate Day was a real holiday — and a very important one at that:
21. Make a Facebook group to invite every single one of your friends to after they lost their phone:
22. And spam Farmville invites to every single one of their friends:
23. Write deep lyrics on your canvas shoes that absolutely no one would read:
How insufferably wannabe emo I was at 13 - writing Blink 182 lyrics on my Converse. Good one, past Becca.
24. Wear gloves like this...
25. Complete with pants like this:
26. Complete their outfit with the cherry on top — a tilted, upside-down visor:
27. Collect trucker hats for some reason:
28. Put rubber bands on pants to cuff them:
29. Watch like 15 minutes of a movie on the extremely small screen of an iPod Mini, the way the filmmakers intended:
30. Spend hours learning HTML to perfect your Myspace layout even though no one actually ever looked at it:
#ThingsTodaysKidsCantDo spend hours on finding the perfect MySpace layout for your profile!
31. Have strong enough opinions to get into a heated argument about the virtues of BlackBerry and Brick Breaker:
32. Take weird pictures of your feet or hands because you all had matching bracelets or shoes:
33. Spend hours finding the PERFECT ringtone that, chances are, people will hear only 2.5 seconds of:
34. Play absolutely hilarious jokes on people via their voicemail:
35. Spend every waking hour convincing friends that soon everyone in the world would be carrying around a "Zune":
