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SERIOUSLY? A FORK? A KNIFE???
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???
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WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
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AHHHHHHH. WHY?!?!?!! WHYYYYYYY.
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WHY ARE YOU USING THAT??? WHY MUST YOU DO THE THINGS YOU DO???
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MAKE IT STOP. SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP:
THESE THREE SHOULD NEVER SHARE THE SAME PLATE.