50 Of The Absolute Dumbest, Most Idiotic Things People Really Said So Far In 2022

    You're kiddin' me.

    1. On language:

    person thinking the word aloha is spanish

    2. On publishing:

    person mixing up pamphlet and pan flip

    3. On phone damage:

    person tryiing to screenshot their phone to show a crack

    4. On movie times:

    person mixing up matinee and manatee

    5. On things lost and found:

    person trying to find theiir lost phone with their phone

    6. On closures:

    person spelling inconvenience as incontinence

    7. On comparison:

    person mixing up analogy with anal orgy

    8. On blaming:

    person mixing up scape goat and escape goat

    9. On thirst:

    person saying clench my thirst instead of quench

    10. On the world's best smell:

    someone thinking pou-pourri is spelled poop puree

    11. On expiration:

    person mixing up expiration and inspiration

    12. On brain activity:

    person saying people using 90 percent of their brains

    13. On rising costs:

    person mixing up inflation and iniflammation

    14. On opinions:

    person mixing up sentiments and sediments

    15. On butts:

    person writing distinguish instead of exstinguish

    16. On magic:

    person spelling viola as wool la

    17. On accomplishments:

    person writing valid victorriian instead of valedictorian

    18. On the letter T:

    someone thinking the word teeth starts and ends with a t

    19. On time:

    person not underrstanding 24 hour time

    20. On illnesses:

    someone spelling salmonella sally manilla

    21. On the country of Georgia:

    someone who didn't know georgia was a country

    22. On aunts:

    someone who thinks the word entrepreneur is spelled aunt rap runnerr

    23. On gas:

    person spelling asinine as ass nine

    24. On laundry sales:

    facebook marketplace add for a washing machine spelling watch her machine

    25. On Aaron:

    someone spelling errands as aaron

    26. On traps:

    someone who got their finger stuck in a frosting dispenser

    27. On traveling:

    someone who thinks they can travel 2000 miles in a day

    28. On water supply:

    person confusing ocean aand oatt shin

    29. On the 1920s:

    person mixing up roariing and rolling

    30. On goals:

    person sayiing new years revolution

    31. On blood:

    person mixinig up tetanus and tennis

    32. On ailments:

    perseon spelling asthma as eggsthma

    33. On toilet flora:

    person saying toilet trees instead of toiletrees

    34. On the country of Georgia, again:

    someone who thinks the country of georgia is in europe

    35. On manipulation:

    36. On the need for speed:

    someone calling a speedometer a speed dominator

    37. On the deal of a lifetime:

    person trying to sell a used xmas tree

    38. On dishes:

    person trying to dry plates in a clothes dryerr

    39. On diets:

    person mixing up the word carnivore and carnival

    40. On defense:

    person confusing the word upon and a-pong

    41. On temp:

    person confusing degrees and the grease

    42. On engines:

    person saying starch your engines instead of start your engines

    43. On Facebook's new name:

    person saying meta is an anagram of meat so they don't trust that

    44. On dinner:

    person saying strum bowling instead of strom boli

    45. On proxies:

    person saying you have munchkin house by proxy

    46. On comfortable seating:

    facebook marketplace add for aa bench that reads branch

    47. On women:

    person confusing the word orgasm and organism

    48. On frights:

    person saying heart of tack instead of heart aattack

    49. On friends and enemies:

    person confusing latter and ladder

    50. And on partners:

    person confusing granted and grandad