• Viral badge

Help, I Can't Stop Laughing At These Extremely Dumb Things People Actually Posted On The Internet So Far In 2023

Come on, people. It's only April.

1. On digestion:

person saying gastro astronomer instead of gastronomer

2. On delicious food:

person saying toe food instead of tofu

3. On leisurely activities:

person saying brown kite is instead of bronchitis

4. On breakfast:

person saying eggs been a dick instead of benedict

5. On ice cream:

person who thinks vanilla flecks in ice cream are bugs

6. On birthdays:

person saying foreskin of the mind instead of forefront

7. On loose change:

person thinking the saying is chimp change instead of chump change

8. On $5,000:

person who can't understand what 5k is in dollar amounts

9. On carpets:

person who tries a lawnmower out on their carpet

10. On cartoons:

person who spells computer generated as jena rated

11. On thirst:

person saying clench my thirst instead of quench

12. On my man Mitch:

person saying mitch max civil ware instead of mix matched

13. On big celebrations:

person who spells standing ovation as standing ovulation

14. On bobcats:

person calling a bobcat the choopa cobbler

15. On surprises:

person mixing up the word circumstances with circumcises

16. On God's chosen people:

person saying gentiles instead of genetals

17. On the wonders of the French language:

person who thinks Je ne sais quoi is spelled genius aqua

18. On Webster's definition of dunk:

person saying defined gravity instead of defied

19. On our lord and savior:

person saying sweater god instead of swear to god

20. On listening:

person who thinks eaves-dropper is spelled ease dropper

21. On beautiful dresses:

person who says a dress makes them feel like a urethra

22. On exploration:

person who thinks vicariously is spelled bi-curiously

23. On bread attacks:

person who thinks the saying is grain assault and not a grain of salt

24. On the Northern Lights:

person who calls the northern lights the areola borealis

25. On disposals:

person who thinks a garbage disposal is called a garbanzo disposal

26. On sausage:

person who spells sourkraut as sour crowd

27. On your eyes:

person who thinks retinas is spelled rectums

28. On growing up:

person who spells growths spurt as growthsburg

29. On tough visuals:

person who thinks the saying is eye saw instead of eye sore

30. On consequences:

person who spelled ejected as ejaculated

31. On drillin':

person who spells heavy duty as heavy judy

32. On shames:

person who thinks disgrace is spelled disc race

33. And on annoyances:

person who thinks pet peeves is spelled pet peas