1. On 2003:
2. On all the others:
3. On opportunities:
4. On American values:
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5. On taking chances:
6. On hypocrisy:
7. On the community:
8. On relief:
9. On messes:
10. On misery:
11. On Grandma's devices:
12. On borrowing money:
13. On taking advantage of the weak:
14. On those sweet songs:
15. On legal notices:
16. On snacks:
17. On leap years:
18. On Antarctica:
19. On Morocco:
